Romney decried that 47% of Americans were takers back in 2012. What we didn’t realize was that he actually was drawing attention that 53% of Americans weren’t pulling their weight in takes.
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Judging by his offspring count, I’m sure he’s got broads in Atlanta.
I think he handled this well, I don’t know what it’ll do for his stock because he didn’t really *say* anything, but...I think to face the music and be willing to openly address criticism, says a lot about him. But clearly the Shaq route isn’t working for him, so maybe he needs to go somewhere he can play carefree with…
It’s like a take eating it’s tail.
The takes are still coming from inside the house.
Make America Take Again
This...this is a pretty hot take.
I give this take on takes a week before it’s shattered. There will always be hot takes. We’re just in a lull.
#MakeTakesHotAgain
yawn
Rednecks. Greedy assholes. Shitty judges and court system. Generations of racial and gender bias.
She can go get fucked in the ear anyway. Shitty redneck ‘Murrica mom
Thank you. It’s definitely not as simple as “But it’s his name!” You can’t open a burger joint called McDonald’s even if your name is Ted McDonald.
That’s the extreme example of course, and I do think they should be allowed to keep the name given it’s a totally different industry. Sure, Kerry is probably trying to…
That tangential NASCAR connection could also be because Kerry was a NASCAR driver himself...
The fuck is wrong with the USA? “I don’t want them to use their last name even though they’re out family. It’s out name to make money off.” Is basically this whole argument..
I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason.
Gronk has Jackson Pollock’d so many coed vajayjays.
I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS
Am I the only person confused by Deadspin’s usage of the word “dong” this season? It hasn’t always been this way, has it?