turkeyandpastrami
TurkeyandPastrami
turkeyandpastrami

What idiot called it Jalen wanting to leave the Jaguars and not Ramsey Boltin’?

I mean, you’d have to imagine Trump would beat him in a round of golf, right? He’s out on the course constantly....If not, then what the hell are my tax dollars paying for?

I love me a dose of morning salt.

It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

What are Usain?

84th minute? Usually Bolts in Jamaica are much faster.

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

if there is a conspiracy, its way more likely to be pro-Rams than anti-Saints.  NFL wants LA teams successful and winning teams draw more fans

Neymar runs around, is mobbed by teammates, he jumps in the air, revels in the cheers and then goes back to get the ball so he could celebrate again all for nearly a minute after scoring and that’s “barely celebrates”?

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

That’s the joke........

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

But hey, we better not pay any of our defensive guys. Bye bye AJ Bouye, Jadaveon Clowney, Kareem Jackson, Tyrann Mathieu.

“Iran is no longer a competitor at the international level. No Iranian team regardless of worthiness, will be permitted to play in any FIFA sanctioned match.”

Yeah this is correct. They’re mutually exclusive issues. They can get paid and generate millions, just like professional athletes.

Maybe she’ll talk about paying student athletes when she writes an article about it.

Weird criticism of her article. Student athletes aren’t being paid anytime soon, and in any event college athletes being paid is a topic that has been written about as nauseum. And the thrust of her argument doesn’t change regardless of whether college athletes are paid. It’s not like she’s arguing against them

Apparently some people can get CTE from coaching football.

If steroids are what it took to kill that mustache dead, then it was all worth it.