Yep, talking shit on the internet is SO MUCH WORSE than beating children! You sure have your priorities in order, dumbass!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Sounds like his sternum needs to be terrified of his clavicle

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

I don't think you understand the term "strawman" 

Oh, you mean the (conservative) WSJ article arguing that banks should take more control over more loans?

The real fingers were inside us all along. 

Probably because she paid for two first class seats.

Heroic NCAA Protects Student From Football

“We will support him in any way we can.” What by like doubling his pay to $7 an hour?

Adam Shefter is definitely the hard seltzer of sports reporters, so this makes sense on that level.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Don’t you have more important things to do? Like throwing bananas at black soccer players?

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Why does it have to be a woman astronaut that goes crazy?

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

Going to be weird not seeing him on Sundays in the fall.