They reached out to the Astros for comment. What else are they supposed to do?

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

Why is it that people like Verlander and his spouse, who don’t hesitate to call people overly sensitive or “cucks” are generally really overly sensitive cucks ? 

Marrying into the Upton family will do that to you. 

That’s some JV shit right there.

HE HATE TEAMS

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

Cops: Who’s responsible for this?

You don’t know what you’re talking about. I live in Texas, not far from this school district. This is not the way it’s done. Most teachers and administrators know they are not allowed to touch the students, let alone write on them with Sharpies. In fact, in my experience, they are beyond dedicated to that standard.…

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

I’m a little bit conflicted about this. While I agree this whole thing is a bad look for Jay-Z, I find it hard to side with either Eric Reid or Kaepernick completely.

I'm a big Kershaw fan, but we can't start calling 7-inning performances a "2-hitter." You need to go all 9 to get that distinction

With all due respect, this is the least problematic part of last night’s game. Matz is a good hitting pitcher (he got his second hit of the game that inning, and scored the tying run). There were two out, Mets were down 2-1. Matz had only thrown 79 pitches to that point and was flying through the Braves hitters.

All these articles about Foles loving Bulletproof Coffee and no reporting on whether it contributing to his shlong being so big? Disappointing!

Bohonyi was surprised that he has to actually serve the sentences for the two charges, as he thought they always dropped the highest and lowest charge during judgment.

...pitch—er, field.

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

First base coach might have held him

Weird, someone in the office is chopping onions right now. I’ll have to close my door for a few minutes then ask them to stop.