“see, Tina, you could learn a thing or two from our son" -the ghost of Ike Turner

Man, must be tough to be continually harassed like this.

Australians: HAHA, Mate! “Rooted in Oakland” is like saying, “Fucked in Oakland!” Crickey!
Oaklanders: If we wanted to say that, we’d just say, “Raiders fan.”

I tried a similar move over one of those big concrete Kit Kat bar-shaped things in front of my parking spot. It didn’t go well. I had to have both legs amputated just below the knee. Then I murdered my girlfriend through a bathroom door in South Africa.

Yeah but did you see how fucking high he jumped?!?

No, Kyrie Irving didn't go to Duke. He was a member of the basketball team though, briefly.

Kyrie went to Duke for about 3 minutes.

You don’t have to double down on your bad comment. It’s okay. You’re among friends.

It isn’t stopping dummy. It’s just that this article is more whimsical and not the place for commentary on the NCAA.

Yeah because one thing we don’t do enough of around here is call out the NCAA.

It is imperative that you stay true to your religious beliefs so that God will allow your unvaccinated children into heaven

Arnold Schwarzenegger made plenty of shit films too, and he is clearly the model Johnson is patterning his career after. Is the contention that Johnson is forced to decline opportunities in daring arthouse cinema because he’s all locked up making Pain & Gain 2 with his best bud Michael Bay? I’m not seeing it.

Artists…

The reason I know Mookie Betts is from him winning Chris Paul’s celebrity bowling championship. He’s an excellent bowler.

I remember similar criticism of Tony Dungy after his son committed suicide.

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

There was a line in one of the articles on the Yankees / Red Sox London games that said something like U.K. fans might’ve been misled that all MLB games are five hours and end 17-16. And I wanted to know what about any of that was misleading. 

Paul: I’m going back to Callie.

Burneko took great offense to my saying that the #4 overall pick was worth more than Michael Beasley’s expiring contract.

Paul George is bullshit when it matters. Sam Presti is executive of the year. Ainge should be jealous.

Yeah, I bet you had the world completely figured out five minutes after you turned eighteen. Nobody could ever get over on you.