TurkeyandPastrami

7/1/19

“If you didn’t want KD, then you’re implying that the purpose of clearing all that cap room all along was signing...(checks)...Julius Randle, Taj Gibson, and Bobby Portis.”

7/1/19

Yeah, but this isn’t a SRT8

6/27/19

Sorry fellas, gotta go, I have an Alexander Pope lecture to give at Queens Community College.

6/26/19

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

6/25/19

I think the take of the people who publicly shouted for Durant to play on that leg will be “He’ll be fine!” for the foreseeable future.

6/23/19

On the bright side, the 19 outs in 6.1 innings pitched ties the record for most outs recorded in that amount of innings

6/21/19

Well Mikey in Waltham is an anagram for In Law I Make Myth so it could be Kyrie, we’re through the looking glass here people.

6/21/19

Meet me at the draft roads.

6/21/19

Bone hugs in harmony.

6/21/19

ecstatic release at a Bone party, huh

6/21/19

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him.

6/21/19

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

6/20/19

Hey, the Pacers are cool! Victor Oladipo rules, Myles Turner is good to watch, and Domantas Sabonis is slick as hell. You should root for the Pacers.

6/19/19

Yes, Conley is very good but he also has a terrible contract. How many teams are in the market for a 31 year old point guard who never made an all-star game appearance with a 33 million dollar cap hit attached?

6/18/19

published in the journal PNAS

6/18/19

BA, Philosophy/Politics/Economics, Oxford University

6/18/19

This is false. Under is plan around 600 vacant and abandoned houses were demolished and around 400 houses were repaired. No resident of these neighborhoods were pushed out of their houses. Homes are very affordable in South Bend. Too affordable even ($30,000 -$40,000 for some and mansions cost like $80,000). Banks…

6/17/19

basically, what they were offering six months ago

6/14/19

Don’t let Dr. Hammond see this headline.

6/14/19

I can’t think of a dominant team who’s reign ended as brutally and as thoroughly as the Warriors. Like, the team taking the floor next year will only have a passing resemblance to this year’s team and there is no young phenom waiting on their bench to be the next Durant or Thompson. It’s gonna be strange.