Tossed by an Ángel

That was obviously a terrible non-call, and yet it was so, so very right, and it gives me pure joy. Poor, poor Boston fans. Just terrible. 

Fuckin’ herbs.

I have no understanding of what you just said. So no. People do not understand this.

I could do a triple twist... with some assistance:

This is so beautiful, it hertz.

Central to your argument, it hasn’t aired in my market yet, so there’s no way I could have watched it yet. I’ll still be watching it live, but it’s a bummer to already know the outcome. 

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

Lighten up Francis

WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO TELL ME?! IT’S TOO LATE TO EDIT NOW!

He looks like Arsenio Hall halfway into his transformation into Sam the Eagle.

He asked to join a “natural hair” fb group and folks responding about safe spaces? Because “other things are sometimes discussed”? LMAO. Well if that’s the case why is the group named “natural hair”. Or another post that said “those that don’t know who you are may auto-reject you”. I’m a Black mom with natural hair…

I work for AAA Colorado and can confirm. Maybe it’s not supposed to be possible but it happens constantly (and not just on Nissans)

This is precisely the correct audience for such a joke.

“inside my altima”

I bet he fucking planned it, too. Killed ‘em with Mallex aforethought.

This Paul guy must have lots of money if they keep referring to him as “Rich Paul.”