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You think you have a basic understanding of the world, then you see Justin Baldoni in a short-sleeve shirt holding Matteo and nothing makes sense anymore.

Mike seems like one of those sad sacks who's given up on learning to use a computer properly and just buys a new one every six months because they let let it get so flooded to the gills with malware that it's unusable.

It's like The Good Wife all over again! They can't even stand each other long enough to be on the same set. The producers have to resort to CGI trickery or phone calls.

A zombie can instantly plunge their fingers into your gut and just tear it open, but that poly mesh, man, that'll stop anything.

That was such a stupid plan. First of all, what if Lincoln was infected when Coulson or May weren't looking? It happened to Daisy, why couldn't it happen again? He could do a lot of damage in the interim before they figured out what happened. Is May really going to keep Lincoln in her eyesight literally every

Good point. A part of Philip feels that she is owed these bits of honesty in return for her service and loyalty, despite it not being in his best interest. That also explains why he shows her his real face, which I didn't think was that big of a deal at the time but apparently to his coworkers it was a huge

It was funny because it came out of nowhere. If the show regularly did that, it would be terrible.

This episode was the funniest one in recent memory. I especially liked the sight gag of Wu struggling to put the silly-putty finger on the fingerprint reader, and then the "let's see if she's ever seen anything like this before" smash cut to "I have never seen something like this before." And the death-smell-brewing

I could have sworn that one of the freeze-frames of the rules sheet that comes with an idol mentions that you can't hand it over after you're voted out. Or maybe it's been mentioned in some other context. Regardless, I don't think it's allowed.

I don't understand why the Center was even entertaining the idea of attempting to exfiltrate Martha. It's a very risky maneuver, and if they fuck it up and she's caught then a pair of their most valuable Directorate S agents are burned. And there's very little upside to success other than appeasing Philip — she

I was a little surprised that Clark/Philip didn't have an excuse loaded in the barrel to soft-pedal the fact that he was KGB. Like, he could have said that he worked for Swedish intelligence like he did with crackybones whatshername.

I thought it was a really bad idea for Monroe and Rosalee to just climb down the ladder without any preparation. If that place was really that old, one of the ladder rungs could have easily rotted away and broken off as they were climbing, resulting in either a fall or being trapped down there. And wasn't it implied

I hated the fact that Bailey seemingly never considered that she was ultimately at fault for not listening to the person who actually knew what he was doing (the head of security) and instead falling for some sentimental nonsense from Karev that lead to the ridiculous decision to go with the nuclear option. You're a

That Chemical Brothers track was an awesome choice.

I was really glad that they were able to come up with a take on the stripper brains idea that wasn't completely gross. Liv dancing for Peyton, and making the scene about her reaction, was well done and not awkward in the ogling male gaze sort of way that a lesser show would have shot it.

Screw the rest of the show, I just want an hour of these four hanging out and Major saying things in adorable falsetto.

You're right, there's only 1560 permutations that use all four digits.

I didn't catch on until reading the review. Me not smart much.

Oh right. Then that idea made even less sense.

Even if they weren't completely sure he was wesen, they could have still obliquely brought it up when they had the son in the car. Nick could have said something to Hank like, "Tell me about that book you were reading about lycanthropes," and then Hank could have said, "Yeah, it describes them as a rare type of