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"So, thanks for the three pumps, but I'm gonna go now…"

the swapped pills finally do their work

Major's grin after saying that was life-affirming.

What if they came up with some medical mumbo-jumbo where Major cannot be reverted back to zombie by scratches/bodily fluid, such that a relationship with a zombie is possible? Liv could stay pale and still have the relationship with Major. They'd have to find something else for Major to do, since so much of his

I could see her solving a really important case (like a season finale kind of big deal thing) that would never have been solvable without brain ingestion, and realizing what an important thing she's doing and decide to stay zombie.

I'd already decided to stop watching Arrow after this season, but that really seals the deal for me.

"Is it possible to enter the color beige?" Something about that line really cracked me up. Also, the visual of Rosa sprawled out hungover on that couch.

I liked that Jake thought that of the two items (car and harmonica), the harmonica would be the one repossessed.

Now Tayne I can get into…

I was just wondering that. Can anyone that's binged the show recently compile a list of everyone Norman's killed? It's got to be like a half dozen by now.

The sad thing is that I can't tell if the show wants us to hate Lara or if we're supposed to be impressed that like she's got this strong will or whatever. It's hugely off-putting: either the show has grossly misinterpreted how vile her character plays, or they intentionally want to make me watch a vile person saying

Why does this show have to keep returning to the well of having Tandy act like the world's more infantile asshole? Just when I thought they might have a handle on the character and worked out a way to keep his assholery to a mild background radiation, they have to go and do this.

The time travel bit was silly and unnecessary. It would have made much more sense if the staff was able to resurrect people, and for Nick to just make the rounds bringing everyone back to life. Imagine how awesome it would have been to watch every actor give their unique spin on coming back from death.

It's a camp for children of VIPs, so presumably it has access to insulin and other medications.

The best attribute of the show in my mind, and particularly of season one, is that it doesn't try to explain anything. You're just plopped into the action and expected to figure it out. I love that. I don't want hokey expositional dialog, and I was very glad that we didn't really even see an alien (except briefly,

That's what I thought at first, but don't the aliens have some pressing need for human bodies? Isn't that the whole point? I'm still not sure what the factory is exactly — an actual thing or a euphemism for being sent off-world in a pod to work in alien salt mines or whatever? Or do they only do that for the select

Her plan seemed to be entirely spite-based. She knew it was probably an important artifact, and that taking it away from the resistance would hurt their plans, and that was enough for her. It was part of her "anyone who works with collaborators must be killed" ideology.

That was super gross, particularly since we knew he was going to betray her the whole time. I've not always been very sympathetic to Madeline, but in that particular instance it was definitely a case of, "oh honey…."

In an episode packed with great gags, the best was when Forrest's voiceover narration competed with AJ's. Because of course he would do that.

No, no, no, no. Vehemently disagree. It was an egregious mistake to pin this much plot on Bram, easily the most poorly written and acted character of 2017 so far. His turn is not interesting, it's fling-things-at-the-television inducing. Basically my ideal next episode of Colony always begins with Bram drowning in