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Predicted comments ahead of airing:

not that it’s not a cool paint job, but who’ll be driving the chase car with all the black lights?

A late Lexus IS-F?

Buy it. Livery it. Hoon it.

All of those Febreeze clips have me wondering what died under the seats, but at $1500 I’ll vote NP on the off chance it can be talked down to $1000.

The kids shirt probably cost $50, it says he’s from France so it’s not a crazy commute. There is nothing different about this than taking your kid to Disney World in a Mickey mouse shirt. For all you know the kids parents saved up all year to take him on this vacation. Also, you’re kind of an asshole.

Jaded me agrees that it screams of PR stunt, but it was a super nice moment. That’s a happy kid, and I’m sure Raikkonen did enjoy it a little too.

Christ that’s a big Uber. How many air fresheners are in there anyway?

I don’t understand human’s want to kill off their own means of survival. Seriously, how many jobs is this going to kill? We bitch about how “there are no jobs” at the same time as actively embracing the tech that is destroying the market.

but I wanted lauda engines

Are you mad? Thirty two cylinders are too many. I recommend a 27 cylinder radial two-stroke engine with supercharging, turbo-charging, turbo-compounding and a concentric electric motor. That would be three rings of nine cylinders. Of course, the biggest radial engines in WWII were 28 cylinders (Pratt & Whitney R-4360

Depressing fact: A Chrysler Sebring wouldn’t hurt my chances much.

The questionable part of me somehow loves these beasts.

To be fair, we all know a Tonka truck is the best off-roader.

“For a few years now, the thousand-kilo Alfa Romeo 4C has been alone as the only sports car worth giving a shit about”

Shit. I thought Sauber had “Best Livery” in the bag. Then Toro Rosso pulls this off.

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

No problem!

A proper mini truck!