This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.

Someone took two cars I would never want, fused them together and created a nexus of “fuck that” the likes of which I have seldom seen before. I require payment just to look at the whole ad.

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.

BUY THIS ASTON MARTIN/AMG/M5/BENTLEY/PIECE OF SHIT THAT WILL COST YOU DOUBLE THE PURCHASE PRICE TO MAINTAIN BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO COOL TO BUY A CAMRY OR ACCORD.

No hate...but this was pretty boring.

I’ve been to at least 4 parties in my life. 8 if I’m allowed to count my own kids’ birthday parties

You must be fun at parties.

I bought a Wrangler Unlimited simply because the top came off and it was practical ... 4 door with adequate storage and 4x4 for snow & mud. The decision was between a fun 4 door SUV that rode a bit rough or a comfortable one that was boring.

Not to mention it wouldn’t ever pass EPA ratings built like a brick.

Many people could easily dislike Carl for his two-faced personality. see : the multiple times he intentionally wrecked Brad Keselowski.

Can we not get an article every time trump tweets? He’s a loud mouth idiot I get it, we all get, stop clogging up this once great site with political stuff. Make jalopnik great again!

Japolitic. Change the damn name already so someone can use jalopnic for cars again.

International Harvester Scout 800A

I’d argue Verstappen’s a dick. He’s a glorious, awesomely skilled dick (and I wouldn’t have it any other way), but still kind of a dick.

“No one was ever able to grab that hundred dollar bill”

We had a loaded 2012 Sorento V6, so many toys and luxuries for relatively low price. Only sold it because my wife was not happy going from a Titan crewcab to a small suv, and to save my sex life I got her a ‘14 Ram 1500 crewcab.

For five grand you could also buy this quadrasteer.

I need to go to the gym.

Serious question: Who gives a fuck about Wards list?

I probably should have been more clear about why I don’t think enthusiasts are going to care about this list. According to Wikipedia the criteria Ward uses are “power and torque output, noise, vibration and harshness (NVH) levels, technical relevance, and basic comparative numbers.” So in order for a car to score high…