As an avid attendee of the local 1/5 mile oval, this fails to shock me in the very least.

Having driven the panther platform for over six years I am here to tell you there is nothing fun about a (stock) Crown Vic.

Someone hit the wrong pedal in a Tesla causing unintended acceleration? TESLAS ARE UNSAFE! RECALL THEM ALL! GET THE GOVERNMENT TO SHUT THEM DOWN! NO ELECTRIC CARS! RABBLE RABBLE!

overheard at the scene:

Instead of a visual smokescreen, why not an olfactory assault? Coconut/mango or some vanilla butterfly farts so his truck smells like he's been hauling around strippers all day, or for the daring maybe something a little more devious like skunk or rotten eggs. No visual smoke, just a strong smell inundating their…

Let me know when a Playstation is worth $66k and the actual prize is less than half that. Don't get me wrong, I think the dealer pulled some shady, shady bullshit and SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE for their egregious misrepresentation of a "prize". Further, the dealer acts as though it's common practice to use a "display…

What about Wayne and Garth? WHAT ABOUT THEM?!

Needs more rear engine.

Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Wait. Sarah Jessica Parker is funny?

Solution:

How is this worse than the new Buick ads that rely on Buicks being totally unnoticeable?

This video is everything you need to know about steak.

Hopefully when this guy ends up as a skidmark he won't take anyone with him.

Why not call it an XR4? Why not call it SVT? Why not call it SVO? GT4? Mustang II? Mustang IV? X100? Caliente? Why bother resurrecting dead names for the sake of nostalgia on a car that is so far and away different from it's predecessors? EcoBoost is fine, ST would have worked just as well. I can already hear AutoZone…

Oh yeah... and what speed were they going?

Eh, they're probably just Ford Fusions, who cares?.

Hey, chances are good they'd have some cash on them, too!

Easy to combat:

I like the black car right on the edge of it, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLE-Y LET ME OVER!"

Would someone PLEASE think of the Ford Escape?