My old man “fixed” a ball joint on the family Aerostar with about half a roll of electrical tape and plenty of grease. It worked long enough to get him to and from the auto parts store. I call that success.

Now THAT is a classic ad. But now it’s time to GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CHECKBOOK!

So 1996 is REALLY gonna be Chrysler’s year, huh?

Just to be clear, what did the driver of the black SUV do? At no point did she come near going on the lane to her left and if she did choose to change lanes it looked like there was plenty of space for her to do so. That motorcyclist seemed like he had about as much intelligence as a welcome mat.

“gleeful bedshitters” God. Fucking Damn. That’s poetic.

Women's rights? How did I end up on Jezebel?

Wait a minute, you mean it costs more to have something BRAND NEW fixed where they probably had to order OEM parts direct from the manufacturer as opposed to something that has been around for over a decade with a massive aftermarket segment where they might have their pick of at least a dozen vendors? DO go on!

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Snow tires, chains, AWD, and 4WD can all be trumped by stupidity and not knowing you and your car's limitations. Be smart, be prudent and know what you and your car are capable of before you find out the hard way.

But... why did she turn?

And if the power is out or the traffic light is otherwise non-operational, you treat it like a stop sign unless there is someone directing traffic.

The fools. If only they'd sold it as a buy one get one deal with the Rio they could have DOUBLED their sales numbers.

This list is bullshit without AMC.

How about fuck all these decrees making people work shit jobs and make one encompassing agreement that, there is no longer a minimum wage, only a maximum wage. Once you hit the top, all those profits that would otherwise be lining pockets with no limit start gushing down like Niagara Falls to every worker that has…

I imagine this is less about the cops "doing the right thing" and more about them being sick of writing tickets non-stop.

If you make most of these mistakes, congratulations, you probably drive a Nissan Versa.

Man, if only some place existed where you could pay a nominal fee to drive fast.

Truth: I thought this was going to be about a kludgy cupholder.

Wait, so if the sink is on the passenger(left) side and that panel is clearly visible in the other pictures, what is this seemingly identical panel on the driver(right) side?

As an avid attendee of the local 1/5 mile oval, this fails to shock me in the very least.