turdpipe
turdpipe
8/15/17
1:40 PM
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My old man “fixed” a ball joint on the family Aerostar with about half a roll of electrical tape and plenty of grease. It worked long enough to get him to and from the auto parts store. I call that success.

5/12/17
6:17 PM
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Now THAT is a classic ad. But now it’s time to GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CHECKBOOK!

8/26/15
11:28 PM
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So 1996 is REALLY gonna be Chrysler’s year, huh?

6/9/15
9:49 AM
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Just to be clear, what did the driver of the black SUV do? At no point did she come near going on the lane to her left and if she did choose to change lanes it looked like there was plenty of space for her to do so. That motorcyclist seemed like he had about as much intelligence as a welcome mat.

5/27/15
11:29 AM
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“gleeful bedshitters” God. Fucking Damn. That’s poetic.

3/17/15
9:47 AM
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I suppose next you're going to tell us that 4WD/AWD ISN'T bulletproof and I can't go 80mph on a sheet of ice in my Jeep Compass?

3/6/15
11:44 AM
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Who knew rock n roll would include so many toll roads.

2/10/15
4:51 PM
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Women's rights? How did I end up on Jezebel?

1/27/15
3:24 PM
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Wait a minute, you mean it costs more to have something BRAND NEW fixed where they probably had to order OEM parts direct from the manufacturer as opposed to something that has been around for over a decade with a massive aftermarket segment where they might have their pick of at least a dozen vendors? DO go on!

1/7/15
11:04 AM
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Snow tires, chains, AWD, and 4WD can all be trumped by stupidity and not knowing you and your car's limitations. Be smart, be prudent and know what you and your car are capable of before you find out the hard way.

11/13/14
12:59 PM
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Spinning tire friction = melted ice/snow is genius. I'll make a mid-winter edition for this year and be sure to include that.

10/2/14
2:41 PM
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And if the power is out or the traffic light is otherwise non-operational, you treat it like a stop sign unless there is someone directing traffic.

10/1/14
8:23 PM
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The fools. If only they'd sold it as a buy one get one deal with the Rio they could have DOUBLED their sales numbers.

9/15/14
12:46 PM
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I feel ya. I've got one on my commute going both ways.