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Wow, if that's not a testament to that guy's reaction time and Volvo's brakes, I don't know what is... Who can say where the road goes?

Dude, chill out.

I knew this would be great as soon as I saw him take off from that light. What a dick/idiot. I hope the minivan's occupants are all ok as well as everyone else involved.

TL;DW
Thanks comments section for filling me in. Giraffe, wtf?

So it keeps your care diarrhea free. That's good to know, I guess.

10/10. Would live in.

I'd like to see their results of the Blue and Red cars of the year.

How did I end up on Buzzfeed? I thought I clicked on a Jalopnik link.

I kinda figured #8 and #3 were going to be the same robot. But I guess they're inherently different; one is for easy boning, the other one cuts meat.

I could watch that slow motion tire spin ALL DAY LONG.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait... Mitsubishi still makes cars?

It was a fun read, what can I say.

Why didn't he contact a lawyer or use the lemon laws most states have?

Looks like a real trd to me.

I'm gonna throw it out there that the offending car was the second in line in the right lane but it's by the car in front of the dash cam driver for most of the video. You can see it's taillights a moment before it crosses the path of the car in the left lane as though it lost control in the turn.

Jason, you're just never content, are you?

My response to the lemon suit:

Total Crackpipe. I love these cars but if you pay more than 50 cents per pound for a 1996 with over 200j on the clock you're getting ripped off and you're an idiot, especially for someone else's turbo pipe dream project. Just because someone put $4k into the car doesn't mean it's worth that much more.

Sweet Mini commercial, guys.