But I just love the flavor of 2,4-dithiapentane!

My favorite was use of the word flaccid. Someone is skilled enough to know exactly where and how to place the knife.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

You want to know who on the Department of Energy believes in climate change, you orange dipshit? Everyone. Stupid fuck.

I’m beginning to think China is becoming impatient. As in, they’d be OK if Trump gave them a diplomatic crisis pretext to annex Taiwan the same way Russia annexed Crimea.

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS SIXTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

Clearly this article isn’t for people like you. It’s for people who have to deal with people like you.

Meh. That fact that you care enough about what some drunk rando says about your “spouse” to resort to physical violence says more about your personality than you think, Tommy Toughpants.

I thought I was an athiest, but these Satanists are way better at PR and aren’t bothersome at all, so maybe I should join.

You can try not clicking on them and then shutting the fuck up.

It’s his weird way of EMPHASIZING the BEST- and not finishing a- he never finishes a- with EMPHASIS- The thoughts never get fini- It’s all WORD SALAD.

This. In hindsight - and even at the time in many cases - it’s clear that Trump allows leaks of internal drama as a distraction technique from more important things he’s doing behind the scenes.

I’m guessing there really isn’t a lot to disclose. It’s just a bunch of people looking at each other and asking “what the fuck are we doing? Someone put a mirror under Carson’s nose.”

HamNo: Powerful republican hates you.

Yes, let’s just trust our corporate masters to do what is best for the workers!

Nice trip to Utopia, now come back to reality where just about everyone could stand to benefit from union representation.

Nobody talking about her claims that Matthew Shepherd’s death wasn’t a hate crime? She called it “a hoax that continues to be used as an excuse for passing hate crimes bills.” Shepherd’s mother was there when she said it.