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Ferguson, Turd Ferguson.
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This was how the world worked in the 1920's and the 1890's too.

Why are people surprised at this? Every rich person with a good accountant does this.

Wet clutch, hydraulically controlled. Service intervals are at 7,500 miles, valve clearance every 15,000 miles.

The 400R is the diamond. SEMA is the rough.

They also make lovely light fixtures.

Those high heels are typical of the ladies who earn their living with gimmicks.

Would totally rock an Icon Silver Ghost as a daily. Has to have a modern drivetrain though. Either one of the ones he works with would be fine: LSX or the Cummins diesel with absurd amount of Banks turbo on the back.

The irony is, Rolls-Royce has always been about a car that you are never supposed to drive. You get in, give some commands, read your WSJ, drink your tea, hand off some grey-poupon to passers-by, and arrive at your destination without ever taking control of the vehicle. The car drops you at the front door of your

Am I the only one thinking “that looks to be too close to the track if a train were to pass by”?

What high heels?

IDK, those clear high-heels are pretty gimmicky.

Congratulations, Mr. Vin, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Rolls Royce which this lovely lady will deliver with very few gimmicks.

Have you driven a modern DI turbo four? You get buckets of torque almost right off of idle up to about 5K, which gives the impression that there’s a lot more power on tap than there actually is, since most drivers won’t go past 5K in normal driving anyway.

every V8 model can go from zero to 60 in less than four seconds

Is the Expedition big enough for families who say they have kids, but in reality only have a 15lb baby?  

IMO the best sounding 4-banger exhaust is the Fiat 500 Abarth, but i don’t think that sort of sound fits a Ford Mustang too well.

Every time I see a Wrangler I wonder what the gap between the bumper and fender is for? Seems like an easy highway aero gain, what purpose does it serve that warrants keeping it?

nah, man. you need that big(ish) house in the suburbs, the new cars in the driveway, the toys, and especially the soul-sucking job with the shitty commute so you can make all of those monthly payments!

I fucking hate the RAV4 and the people who buy them.

But ToyLex models have the largest most interesting grills in the business with a sprinkling of fake turbo diesel hood scoops to liven them up.