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I don’t know the deceased or his pals, but the most appropriate way to honor my interest in cars would be to part me out.

Not sure if joking, but badge deletes are a no cost “option”

But you won’t be able to remove the perpetually lit check engine light.

No. They don’t. Badging on the rear of the car does not cost extra. For example, a 991.2 911 will say the following on the rear for a base car as part of the base price of the car.

dat letter/number decal market doe. BMW knows all about that

“If we only use one VIN for all of our cars, then they can only sue us for cheating emissions on one vehicle dude!...”

Can you imagine the horror of a CarFax search on that....

Yeah, that’s what this type of car is all about - not everyone wants to eat babies like Lexus, but it’s getting less understated with each generation, though. Same goes for the Audi and AMG cars, too.

I like how understated it looks. The M5 has always been good at that.

With all the tech out now, we should be able to hit the voice button and say “blow 68 degree air on my face and feet real hard” and the car just does it.

The polarization problem is only a problem if the manufacturer doesn’t pay attention when they spec the screens and have them polarized on anything but the horizontal plane (or is is vertical??). GOOD manufacturers pay attention to this, and you’ll notice the screens only darken if you tilt your head, but while you

Judging by his drug cocktail, I take “unexpected reaction” to mean “not dead”.

I am left uneasy by the similarity and proximity of the Squatty Potty and Instant Pot circulator pictures.

I am left uneasy by the similarity and proximity of the Squatty Potty and Instant Pot circulator pictures.

SOA AF1 starter kit:

Tiny tank is no joke, I got 87 miles before I had to flip on the reserve...

Not riding your bike (or driving your car) to keep the miles down for resale value is like not f***ing your girlfriend to keep it fresh for the next guy.

Oh no!! I love my Monarchs, but you’ve just confirmed my girlfriend’s accusation that they make me look “old mannish”.

I was looking at the Harley Street...

My son (17) calls those “Air Pedos”. They are a favorite of the “my 2001 vette only has 8900 miles on it, it’s one of only 74 made that hour with... blah, blah, blah, and you are ruining yours by driving it on the track and never washing it. I buff mine with a diaper...” guy