Holy monkey that is a massive freaking heat sink!!!

@Alan Rosenthal: Lana, you need to call Kenny Loggins, cuz you're treading into the "DANGER ZOOOONE!!!"

@Go Vols!: Those rigs run 24/7 so at any given time there are folks sleeping on a rotation.

@mr_fixit: Epic! I tell my wife all the time that I'll make her... drink... heavy cream you.... Carol.

Looks awesome, but what do you do when you run out of juice? I can just see the lawsuits a comin' when someone tries to recharge this thing in the water and dumps a live power cable in the lake.

@Moze: There IS a numbering system, commonplace in the military. It's called Zulu time, and it uses GMT (Greenwich Mean Time) as the base time measurement. We tell time as Zulu time, and you can add or subtract your Zulu number (also has a letter designation starting with 'A' as you go east from the prime meridian,…

Jennifer can analyze my DNA any time she wants!

@mr_fixit: Effin -A I love that show. Can't wait until February for the next season...

@ohnoitsaspider: Yeah, and 3300 for a machine with two server class procs and only 6 GB of RAM in 1 GB chips. Bottleneck anyone?

@pixelsnader: Zing! Well played old man...

@groundlessnfree: I think that's in counter protest to the hippie holding the homosexuality is a sin sign...

@aec007: We don't want any kind of 'J'... we're putting together an international beer drinking team, Barry!

@bigd7387: Well played!

@nemoo: Thanks for subsidizing my data habits!

@superhappyfuntime: That's not even the half of it. How many planes are in the air at one time? That would mean some insane bandwidth to stream voice and telemetry from every plane...

@Drummertist v.2: 17 months. Did that just blow your mind! That JUST happened!!!

@shadymilkman: So you'd be okay as long as you weren't "paying for it"?

@ttk2: Technet will.

@Christian Lindfors: Epic Win. Fuck all those haters...

There has been at least one tree disguised tower along the I-25 corridor between Denver and Colorado Springs for at least 10 years now. I remember seeing it before I left in 2000.