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@CrymeLord: +1 for the Christmas Vacation reference...

@CrymeLord: +1 for the Christmas Vacation reference...

@CaptainJack: Rollllllll CU down the field!!!

Like a bowss

No "In Soviet Russia..." Comments? Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

@Aklost: Or feelings.

@1WordUp: That's standard Army basic training stuff. We had a yearly exposure as well when I was on active duty in the 90's. You don't really get used to the effects from an immunity standpoint, it just builds your confidence in your CBRN protective gear and your ability to do your job whilst being gassed. Sucks to…

@Gemini-Phoenix: Onions make people tear up because they contain sulfur dioxide. When this gas mixes with the liquid in your eyes, it makes sulfuric acid, albeit very weak sulfuric acid. Your eyes water to dilute and flush this burning chemical out.

@tw@t:

@tw@t: +1 internets for the Archer reference...

@JimJam707: Good old Wonko the Sane... Love Douglas Adams!!!

@Ceric Neesh: Spoken like a true rabid fanboi.

@MikeyFrog: It was Elizabeth Shue...

Here, should be tagged...

@Emperor_Kestrel: Looks like the coolest airsoft arsenal I've ever seen...

@aec007: [www.newegg.com]

@docdavidbanner: The quadrant scores were 200 points higher for the Shift than the OG Evo.

Netgear WNDR3700 FTW!!!

@Freelancer λ 1-1: Cue the German hate music...