Mayo probably has a future in coaching if he wants it

Chip Kelly is racist

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

Someone mention a 7-6 super Bol?

(Reads headline)

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, people in St. Louis have some gross looking legs.

Belichick: [inhales soul]

I lost a friend a year ago to lymphoma. I wish him the best of luck. And I hope he keeps that attitude. It’s important.

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

I think he should get the bat kid to bring him a second bat at home plate that he can flip a second time once he crosses home. I mean, he’s Joey Bats, not Joey Bat.

This one time I overate for, like, 15 years and gained 50 pounds and now I’m fat.

On pace for 82 goals.

I will never get tired of that gif.

That explains this.

the big issue here is how they convinced all those male cows to give stool samples

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Shots at RFK usually don't miss

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.