He’s all Bark and no bite.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

“Ooh, I’m really sorry.”

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

This whole thing is a bit too underhanded for my liking.

I haven't seen this many pissed off Iowans since Kirk Ferentz was retained as head coach in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, and 2015.

Oh sure, but it’s totally fine for the Red Sox to freeze their own player?

Renaud is actually pretty famous in the French speaking world for his softball exploits, but not nearly as famous as his brother Abandon.

Terrible impression. Shot 100%.

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

VictorH sucks

What is a MST3K? You fucking millenials are sucking the radioactive marrow from our very souls.

I mean, I know Gooddell is a jackwagon, but does anyone outside of Boston actually believe that the balls were not doctored?

Self-serving nonsense from a liar and a cheat. Brady’s statements should be treated with the same derision as Goodell’s. Goodell is not a tyrant for attempting to police on-field misconduct. That’s basically the only kind of misconduct he can properly investigate and punish.

102 in 60 sentences.

I refuse to read this. I read her first book cover to cover and it was worthless...absolutely no advice on how to actually kill a mockingbird. No thanks, I’ll just read the instruction manual if I need to go set a watch, man.

This play still makes me smile.

25 in 13 sentences.

What, you’ve never shot/stabbed a friend to show them how much you love them? It’s like a hug. With blood.

The old “Aw Shucks” defense.