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[dying]

What the fuck is going on here?

I’ll be honest Barry, I have no fucking clue what is going on here.

Blood Jort

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

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Three words for you: Radio. On. Internet.

Day: What the fuck did I do?

I dunno, I look at at that photo and all I see is “Not Found”.

Blogger Alleges Fix In Upcoming Fight!

You talk about hot dogs, grilling, and toppings. But you don’t mention buns. This is the best (and really the only) kind of bun for a dog:

And pretty soon Las Vegas Copley.

He’s called Arziona Copley now.

Ugh. Domestique violence is the worst!

That kid is on the fast-track to being an insufferable Ohio State fan in no time.

So gritty

Just told my GF that I finally guessed the right chin! She doesn’t care.

He had a disproportionate amout of oops to alleys here