Mike Diaper is comically underseeded.

Vince Young has him listed in his directory as “Fischer, Jefferrey” so he knows who he is by the letter count.

Spanish speaking countries are great places for serving missions because you can usually find Jesus

“Yet nobody could find the Candian skier.”

Is that one of those shithole countries?

OK highlight truthers, where the hell is your god now

I hope there’s an old Japanese soldier who refused to believe WWII ended is on that island.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

And she does it exactly like someone fake-puking out of their sleeve on Saturday Night Live would. That’s good TV.

“It’s funny to hear a long hair talk about routes like that.”

Why does everyone point to this Coates article/video that’s the dumbest shit imaginable?

Red Baron’s sales are also down, but that appears more from attacking beagles in a Sopwith Camel than kneeling players.

Maybe medical marijuana would help? Everyone seems to appreciate a good Pot Luck.

“According to an interview with Jerry Jones on HBO, after graduating from college in 1965, he borrowed a million dollars from Jimmy Hoffa’s Teamsters union to open up a string of Shakey’s Pizza Parlor restaurants in Missouri. When that venture failed, Jones was given a job at his father’s insurance company Modern…

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Thank you - I glanced up from my internet search of “how long does it take to get mesothelioma from asbestos?” and my first thought was whether he was *trying* to hit that upright. Now I have an expert opinion that I can wield like an internet claymore.

The victim should have accused them of dancing after the hazing—that would get them expelled right off.

Bengals or Cowboys. They don’t have a problem with Pryors.

Spy disguised as Bat Boy?

I mean, when someone else loves the same sport you love but happens to have been born in a different part of the country, you have no choice but to physically assault one another.