It’s okay, Heidi. I vomit in my mouth a little bit whenever the Cardinals are mentioned, too.

Jeter.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Hellz yeah. Bishop’s in a nice playoff groove, and at some point Stamkos is gonna get his share. Bolts could be very scary moving forward.

Tyler Freaking Johnson. Go Bolts.

Your a delight!

You are a beacon of light in this great storm, sir. I hop you know how important you are.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Floyd got confused. He forgot you hug women and punch boxers, not the other way around.

Actually no one likes you, Tim Burke.

Haughty dipshit? You do realize you do a podcast with Marchman, right?

Yes, please give us more articles where Tom Ley instructs World Series MVP’s on the finer points of baseball etiquette. Deadspin is circling the drain and yet I can’t turn away.

Also Jaosn,

Across town, the Mets announced that Bobby Bonilla was due to retire in AHAHAHAHAHAHA

#delu51onal

Please go away.

How in the fuck are you trying to turn this into a Patriots discussion?! I swear, you people are worse than Kobe Bryant fans.

Vin Scully says ten, Mets radio play-by-play man Howie Rose says nine.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.