Great deep cut jokes here.

To be fair, the comics have this same problem. The solution is whenever a mutant is on camera someone should say "Mutants! How I hate and fear them!"

I suspect it’s at least partly a matter of trying to figure out a way to incorporate the existence of people with superpowers whom everyone hates and fears because they have superpowers into a universe which has had people with superpowers kicking around for almost two decades with no one really batting an eyelid.

Unlike Captain Marvel and Doctor Strange, the X-Men aren't historical figures. That's why.

Gotta get ‘em hooked on football before they start learning about chronic traumatic encephalopathy.

Christ was a far left agitator who provided free health care, loved immigrants, said ACAB (C=centurion), redistributed the wealth of loaves and fishes, and chased capitalists with a whip. The losers are the people who took his teachings and made a religion promoting the opposite of Christ’s teachings.

That you find me just staying on topic is “serious laser focus”, you may have partied too hard there, my dude.

As far as I can tell, the only thing NYC is buckling under is the load of bad infrastructure, climate change, and rats. But hey, at least their police budget is through the god damn roof.

“As a (white) immigrant to the United States,” Musk said during his stream, “I am extremely pro-(white)immigrant. I believe that we need a greatly expanded legal (white) immigration system.”

“ ‘My hat is ten years old,’ he insisted. “I’ve hip-fired a 50 cal while walking’ “

Ultra privileged apartheid baby who immigrated here whines furiously about immigration and demonstrates that it’s something he actually knows nothing about. Definitely on brand for the Idiocracy timeline.

If people prefer to do rating comparisons at these parties, then probably not.

Is he transitioning to a saggy breasted older woman now?

One of the problems of having that much money is that apparently that no one close to you will tell you, “Your hat is too small for your head, and you have it on backwards.”

If you’re pro-immigration, lobby your representatives for immigration reform, not to give more money to Border Patrol. The path to come here legally is confusing and complicated on purpose, to disincentivize people from immigrating here.

I don’t care what’s on his resumé, or how long his list of “achievement” is. Elon Musk is easily the dumbest human being to ever become a billionaire.

Christ, what a loser.

“I love immigration. How else are all the white folks supposed to escape South Africa after the fall of Apartheid?” -Elon Musk

BRING BACK MARIO 35, YOU COWARDS!!!  Or at least make an SMB3 version.