Here is my challenge to Netflix: Make an episode of Bridgerton that’s SO horny that the version you send to Nicola’s parents is no more than 12 seconds long.

What the hell does it augment, exactly? AI art looks like an ugly imitation of real art at best, and most of the time it’s a weird mess where everyone has 19 fingers and an extra leg. AI writing is barely comprehensible gobbledygook. People hate interacting with AI customer service so much that there are entire…

The wealthy techbros say they want to create a future without work, but the moment someone suggests Universal Basic Income, those same techbros are the first people to condemn the idea. They’re either too dumb to realize that under our current system “no one has to work” equates to “everyone is broke.” Or that’s…

That was really cute. Next, you should try your corporate shill routine in front of some of the thousands of people who have already lost their jobs to AI.

I never had much interest in seeing Joker but I would totally buy a ticket to a well-made Lex Luthor film. Just like Joker seems to be built on the bones of Tax Driver, Luthor could be a supervillain version of Wall Street. What if Gordon Gecko was a mad scientist?

Stealing a giant corporation’s overexposed character and getting away with it seems both quite daring, and like something The Joker would do (well, the 60's Joker, but still.)

That could be part of the new show! Works perfectly with Zach’s new career as a multiple felon.

They basically lost interest in Game of Thrones because they were all excited for their next projects, but they forgot that the main reason anyone wanted to give them new projects was because it was assumed they’d stick the landing on Game of Thrones. Oops.

Except he didn’t write that. He wrote a novel called 三体, pronounced “San Ti,” which means “Three Body.”

You can’t “create” something that originated as another form of media. That’s called “adaptation.”

Benioff and Weiss are the “creators” of 3 Body Problem now? I’m sure that’ll come as a big surprise to Liu Cixin, given that he wrote the original novel 16 years ago.

Human spelling bees, dogs and cats maintaining a respectful distance...mass on Sundays!

If Kate didn’t want to be in the public eye then why did she release a badly photoshopped photo of herself? She could have just gone completely silent for a few weeks, but she chose not to.

Those “fucking ghouls” paid for the giant castle Kate and her family come home to after a long day of doing absolutely nothing, so I think it’s more than a fair trade that they occasionally get to express interest in what’s going on with the family that’s living off their tax money while contributing nothing to the…

If she wanted the public to ignore her, then choosing to release a badly photoshopped picture that absolutely no one asked for is a weird way to go about that.

What really gets me is that none of these productions using AI are up-front about it. They all try to sneak that shit in through the margins where they think no one will notice. The end credits of Secret Invasion, the creepy crowd scene in Prom Pact, the poster for Fallout the series, now this. None of these…

Those “this could have been a dream job for an artist”-type of tweets ring really hollow to me, since generally (albeit not always) an art department will hire all the graphic artists they need for a movie, and then those artists will create all of the art for the movie.

Well, in the sequel it’s established that the Ghostbusters went out of business a couple of years after the first movie, not to mention hit with tons of property damage lawsuits. They never franchised anything. So yeah, Ray definitely lost the house.

Ironically, Ghostbusters 2016 fits this description, but it sucked for reasons unrelated to nostalgia (or gender.)

The advertising seems terrified of upsetting these 40something crybabies who spent 2016 whining about how having lady Ghostbusters ruined their childhoods. So now I guess we’re not allowed to advertise movies as being fun anymore, instead they are sacred objects of cultural worship and we must be careful never to…