Oh, come on. If you’re not gonna get a jolly fat guy to play Ben Franklin then what’s even the point.

Please tell us about your decades of TV industry experience so we can compare.

Oh no, they “threatened” to restore Floridians’ right to free speech? What a nightmare! What evil thing will Disney do next, pet a kitten?

Wait, so Dead Boy Detectives is part of Netflix’s “Sandman Universe” now? Because it got a really obvious (but charming!) backdoor pilot in an episode of Doom Patrol on Max, and was originally announced as a spinoff of THAT show. There was a good deal of hype for it among Doom Patrol fans, so now they...go and put it…

Yeah man, because if there’s one group of people who ALWAYS care about quality, it’s Hollywood executives, the artistic renegades who greenlit nine Transformers movies and counting.

It’s amazing the way these grifters always go for the scariest-sounding language possible. Apparently “persuading people to vote” is considered “ballot-harvesting” now.

Wow, it sure is convenient how every single movie that gets cancelled just happens to be “terrible.” At least according to people who have no way of knowing how good it was since, you know, it was cancelled.

I’m two weeks late to this party, but I can’t help thinking of how the previous episode ended when I think of this one: Asher telling Whitney “If one day you don’t need me anymore, I’ll vanish. You won’t even have to say anything, I’ll just feel it and I’ll be gone.” And in this episode, with the birth of their child,…

This accusation that Stewart’s ego got the best of him reads like a take from an alternate reality. Stewart was, if anything, almost too humble. He’d go out of his way to dismiss himself and his show as just the ramblings of a silly comedian and would often make the argument that it was pathetic that his show was…

Good news, Greta: The next movie you make is getting a Best Director nomination no matter what, because the Academy is going to feel obligated to make up for this snub. That’s right, the pressure’s off, girl! Go make whatever the hell you want! That Barbie Apology statue is yours, just as surely as there’s an Oscar on…

They weren’t visual effects at all, Nolan built and detonated a bunch of actual atomic bombs, for realism. By the way, if you attended that movie’s premiere, please see an oncologist.

Problem is, the “there were just too many good directors this year” argument gets used *every* year. And it’s usually true that there’s a lot of good directors, but the fact that this happens year after year just emphasizes the fact that the Academy’s approach is “nominate the dudes first, then maybe we can consider…

I feel like Ezra’s antics of choking women, committing assault, trying to steal people’s identities, committing robbery, and threatening to murder people, are on a different spectrum of behavior from “being an 11 year old girl” or “having dementia.”

FF15 was one of those games I’m glad I didn’t play until years after its release.  Once all the DLC came out and could be bought together with the main game in a Definitive Edition package (and also that one really tedious chapter got a patch that vastly improved it) the game feels much more complete. The DLC side…

Nah, the story was what saved FF15. The fact that it focused so much on the relationships between the party members, and on the simple act of hanging out together and bonding as friends, elevated it past all the silly loredumps and worldbuilding and talk of magic crystals.

Pretty shocked not to see Ezra Miller anywhere on here. And on that note, The Flash is nowhere to be found either, and it should really be on the Worst Picture list. That was the biggest flop in a year of superhero flops, but more importantly it was also an aggressively insulting movie that forced us to endure two of…

It’s okay to exploit the dead so long as you do it for less than four minutes, says man who doesn’t know he’s on the internet.

Okay, but who cares? Their motivations don’t really matter in this case. The game is preserved regardless, and there are thousands of games which ONLY still exist because someone pirated them.

The word “capitalism” appears nowhere in that article but this is the internet so I don’t know why I’m surprised that someone is inventing a pretend reason to be mad about something.

I love Gamepass, too. I also love having the option to own certain games that are special to me forever. I should not have to give up the second choice in order to enjoy the first.