Plot twist! There’s already a sequel to Goodfellas, where Henry is played by Steve Martin!

“a franchise blowjob full of cameos?” You just described that entire movie.

If it’s any consolation, Patrick, the entire movie was frustrating and disappointing to watch so at least you didn’t suffer alone.

the simpsons is still going, but they average 2 million viewers an episode, as opposed to 13 in their heyday.

You know what, I MISS filler episodes. I miss having shows where characters were allowed to hang out now and then and not every single moment had to be devoted to preventing the end of the world. People tend to label any episode where a major plot revelation doesn’t happen as “filler” (“none of the main cast were…

This is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute.

Don’t worry, looks like they’ll ruin it with AI soon enough.

Rye Lane did not go straight to Hulu. It was released theatrically last January, which means it’s eligible.

Rye Lane IS eligible. It had a theatrical release in January 2023 at Sundance, and only came to Hulu two months later. Speaking of research skills, it took me 30 seconds to obtain this info.

Not only did they not support them, Disney basically went out of their way to reward the harassers. How did Disney handle the racist backlash against Tran after Last Jedi? By cutting her character from the next movie almost completely. She went from the most important new character in Episode 8, to barely more than a…

Recycling the exact same argument you clowns used for NFT’s two years ago, I see. Well, I guess if you guys were capable of coming up with new ideas, you wouldn’t need AI.

Don’t mention Ant Man and asses when Thanos is around.

Now suddenly everyone’s like “Oh boy, now they can bring in Dr. Doom to replace him for the rest of the multiverse saga!”

Fun fact, in Japan popular anime often get turned into stage musicals, but instead of doing that for One Piece, they adapted it into a Kabuki play because that’s considered classier.

Zack then spent the following six months in a state of shock after he learned the doctor was named Martha.

Really, why didn’t they just film the whole thing at once? Crazy to think that a relatively small studio like New Line was willing to take a chance and do this for Lord of the Rings, but 14 years later, the biggest entertainment company in the history of the world wasn’t willing to do this for what was arguably the…

I don’t think it’s what most of the audience signed up for, either. And Episode 9's “Ladies, your local angry fascist is actually a nice guy deep down, you should kiss him” ending has already aged incredibly badly.

What’s crazy is that they HAD a plan for the third movie, and then they decided to junk the entire thing and rewrite everything because of some mean tweets.

Every time a pop culture writer brings up the Fraiser reboot, they always drop in that factoid about how it could have been about the brothers running a theater. Which always seemed less like an actual premise to me and more like the result of some Paramount exec who saw The Innkeepers and thought “what if this was…

Bonk was really positioned as the equal to Mario and Sonic back in the day. Turned out that was mostly just marketing. Truth is, Bonk was just kind of a generic platformer with some above average sprite work for its main character and bosses, which made it look good in ads.