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Clearly, New York must hate football and baseball, that’s why they have two teams for each sport.

Ohhh, I hate Joe Biden so much now that I know he watches movies!

AI is totally the future of storytelling, you guys.

If you play Maybe I’m Amazed backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup!

UPDATE: Majors confesses to being the Zodiac Killer.

What games would you nominate for that title?

You know what, maybe every movie should be a reboot. Just one movie that everyone agrees to keep making over and over, forever. But to make things fair, the movie will be randomly selected from all movies ever made.

The Mandalorian is easily the most popular Star Wars entry to come along since Disney bought the property and the Skywalker presence in that show amounts to a single two minute deepfake cameo.

Danny emitted something alright.

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Yes, however could I have reached the conclusion that Rowling is a miserable transphobe with a huge victim complex, simply because she constantly acts like a miserable transphobe with a huge victim complex?

In most cases, yeah. In Rowling’s case, though, there’s nothing left to respond to EXCEPT transphobia. She’s made it into her entire personality. This year we saw a new Harry Potter video game, a new novel by Rowling, and the announcement of a Harry Potter reboot series, and Rowling has barely mentioned any of those

10 years ago, nothing she said would be considered controversial.

Seethe more. Your autism is showing.

Come on, we both know she’d immensely enjoy the sense of victimhood she’d get from being locked up...and then after three minutes she’d call her expensive lawyers to get her sprung and she’d never suffer any legal consequence again. Laws are for common people, not billionaire elites like J.K.

Can’t believe you didn’t include the Venture Brothers in this one. Plenty of shows take big swings at the end of season one but only Venture had the guts to actually kill off its title characters, then spend the season two opener on the surprise reveal that the boys had been clones all along, that the original Hank

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All the fictional characters agree that it’s cool and not a big deal.

Nintendo does a lot of crappy things but one thing I appreciate about them is that they’re extremely careful to safeguard the image of their characters and franchises. “We fired Mario’s beloved voice actor and replaced him with a soulless copy of himself in order to make Line On Money Graph go up by 0.0000001%” is the