Disney execs in May: Who cares if the writers are on strike? We don’t need writers!

What parties are you going to where the main topic of conversation is the popularity of lawyer shows VS pirate shows.

Well, you can’t cancel Spongebob. The entire global meme economy would collapse.

I mean, One Piece was the highest rated show on the service for weeks and is the most-viewed Netflix original premiere ever, so I think it’s gone well past “narrow appeal” at this point.

Jaxxon is no longer canon since Disney took over, but that’s okay because Marvel published this cover about it:

“Box office achievement” is the most suspense-free category someone could possibly come up with. Anyone can just google “what movie made the most money this year” to know who should get it. If any other movie gets it then they did it wrong. This is like the only award ever where there’s an objectively correct winner.

[remember to look up whatever the dumbass plot of Th4 Ex4endables is and insert a reference to it here].

Stallone’s career is littered with flops, but he always bounces back. Which honestly is something I can respect.

The movies are just extra stories which never impact the main plot. Most of them aren’t even considered canon.

One of my favorite bits of pop culture ephemera is the VHS box for Over The Top. First, look at that cover art. They seem desperate to NOT communicate that this movie is about arm wrestling.

If it wasn’t for those “little clubs,” none of the hundreds of other people you’re supposedly concerned about would have living wages, benefits, or safety regulations.

Yeah, but the whole mirror universe thing does make the line unintentionally funny in retrospect.

They greenlit THREE seasons? That’s about how long it took for Rick and Morty to run out of ideas.

If you’re such a basketcase that just seeing the words “he/him” for 5 seconds is going to render you incapable of enjoying an 80 hour game, then you don’t need a mod, you need a therapist.

Probably because blue lives don’t fucking exist. Being a cop is a job, not an inborn identity. It’s ridiculous to compare a job which you can quit at any time with something like being Black. It’s not a sincere symbol or movement, it just exists to mock and diminish BLM.

She seems more upset about the fictional rape than the real one.

Setting teams aside, from a purely narrative standpoint, Iris is my favorite, especially in the anime. All of Ash’s companions have lofty goals which mostly seem perfunctory, but Iris was the first who actually went out there and accomplished hers. Seeing one of Ash’s gang come back as a league champion was great, and…

You sound like you’re just upset that the listicle isn’t called “Kyle Olson’s Personal Choices For Worst Sequels Of All Time Featuring An Inexplicable Attempt At Defending Jaws The Revenge.”

Christopher Lee had it all figured out. He just walked in there and started playing Bad Gandalf.