Oh no, you guys. This Star Wars show expects the viewer to like Star Wars. Terrible.

Clone Wars is some of the best Star Wars media ever made, and at its peak is better than most of the movies. And I don’t just mean the bad movies. Rebels is not far behind. And if you just don’t have the time to watch those, there are about a hundred explainer articles online to get you up to speed, including on this…

(Randy Newman singing voice) You’ve got a friend in me. You’ve literally got a friend in me. Now here’s your other friend, and I think we agree. I’m about to have two friends in me!

Other snubs: Gravity Falls, My Name is Earl, Tuca and Bertie, and Central Park. But a solid list overall.

I would have moved the Venture Brothers into the top ten, as its rapid-fire, self-referential style of comedy, along with its evolving storylines and gags that built up over the course of whole seasons, makes it a precursor to classics like Bojack, Archer, and Rick and Morty, and every bit as good as those shows at…

Independence Day is just pure, ridiculous fun. Twister is good, but ultimately a bit forgettable. Mission Impossible 1 is honestly one of the most disappointing movies I’ve ever seen, and to this day I can’t stand the franchise because of the bad taste that first movie left in my mouth. So here is an entirely…

Pretty sure that anyone trying the single-pixel trick is just gonna find themselves back in court and the result will be a judge stripping the “wholly” part from the ruling so now AI is even harder to copyright.

They can’t make good music, or good comedy, or good movies. That’s why they have to sell all the stuff they make by pandering to culture war morons.

They have never wanted to confront the division that exists between the poor who are on governement aid and the working poor who despise people on government aid.

Neither show was particularly widely watched.

Oh, I see your problem. You can’t figure out the distinction between “for children” and “for all ages.” The explanation is right in the name. Mario is one of the most popular media franchises in history because it’s been able to retain multiple generations of fans well into adulthood. That’s why sales of the Mario…

Yeah, I didn’t like Sound of Freedom either.

I don’t understand how people can look at the Mario movie, a film based on a property that’s been popular since the 80's, that takes its basic plot from a Saturday Morning cartoon released in 1989, that’s stuffed full of references to SNES and N64 games, a movie that basically runs on Gen X and Millienial nostalgia,…

Yeah, asking her to give it back is just dumb. Sandra Bullock didn’t scam Michael Oher. She just acted in a movie. A movie that never claimed to be a perfectly accurate version of the events as they were understood at the time.

We all knew a third movie was coming, so I’m surprised anyone went in thinking there wouldn’t be some sort of cliffhanger. This is how movie trilogies have worked ever since Star Wars.

It’s weird how all these salty “only trash makes money” takes are coming out of Hollywood right when a bunch of famously mindless big budget franchises have posted flops this year (Transformers, the DCEU, Mission Impossible, plus the latest live action Disney remake) and meanwhile the undisputed champ of the summer is…

Also, if I didn’t read those lyrics and just heard them, I’d be confused by that line. “Miners on an island? Is he talking about outsourcing jobs?”

I guess “I can’t decide if it’s good or bad for people to have food” wasn’t a catchy enough title.

That’s Gateway, he’s an Aborigine and he can create portals that can lead to any place, time, or even other universes. Creating the portals requires a lot of focus so he spins the sling around as a kind of meditation ritual to help himself concentrate.

Okay, but have you considered: Many of these otherwise well-meaning people actually CAN be callous assholes when it comes to minorities whose struggles they don’t understand (which is probably one of the most realistic things in these comics.)