This makes Elon look much cooler than he deserves, honestly.

To be fair, I also have $8,000 AND my dignity.

But then you won’t be able to rewatch stuff like Willow...oh, right.

there were a fair number of writers and actors who welcomed Netflix’s upfront payments in lieu of residual payouts initially

They could call it “Star Conflict.”

I’m kind of surprised this wasn’t sent straight to Disney Plus.

They released the highest-grossing film of the summer, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, which has made eight times more than Sound of Freedom. Their only real flop this year was Indiana Jones, and even that mess is on track to end up with around $400 million.

Because some genius at Disney thought “Barbie? No one’s going to want to see that!”

I mean, for the time being they still own the biggest box office hit of the summer, which is a comic book movie sequel.

And the idea that Jason Aldean is smart enough to put hidden historic symbolism in his videos

I don’t have California’s legal code in front of me, but the generally accepted definition of strike busting is any tactic used by management or its allies with the purpose of disrupting or removing the union’s ability to strike or assemble.

Okay, but that just damages the “go woke go broke” narrative even further. How can progressive themes be box office poison if most people seeing the film don’t even know or care if the movie is “woke” or not?

This isn’t a ticket giveaway. This is a movie encouraging people to buy more tickets for a movie they’ve already seen, to either give to family members or to “send a message.”

Listen here, you:

And his most recent movie is currently underperforming in theaters so maybe he’s not the movie messiah people say he is and we can take a break from the endless thinkpieces about him?

Superior Spidey was great. I loved how he used traditional villain methods to do heroic stuff, I loved how over-the-top seriously he took himself, and I loved how he left all the other heroes going “What the hell is wrong with Peter lately?”

Be-urrrrp, behold, Morty! The ultimate pog!

Pet Rocks, I Can Has Cheezeburger, and Where’s the Beef all have Wikipedia articles.

That’s not selfish, it’s a beautiful dream which will benefit all mankind.

Same with Alpha 3, which has at least three distinct versions (the arcade, the home console port which adds a bunch of new characters and stages, and Alpha 3 Max, which adds even more and rebalances everyone.)