I kinda wish the movie was just about the Mean Girl Mermaid, sassing her way through life. She seems way more interesting than the lead character with her incredibly boring “I just wanna be a normal teen! OH NO THE PROM’S THIS WEEKEND!” storyline.

There are over a dozen towns called Springfield in the US but the one where The Simpsons live is still considered fictional because it’s obviously not meant to be any of those places. Same principle applies here.

Sure, Frank, you say that now. But we have incriminating footage of you charging a troll toll, to get into a boy’s hole.

It’s illegal for them to film in Florida because when the Rangers stand next to each other it looks vaguely like a rainbow.

I feel like that’s half the joke. If you have no context for who Grimace is, then being handed a beverage called the “grimace shake” sounds downright threatening.

Civilian: Superman! HELP!

Brosnahan has been fired after DC discovered that she used to star in a TV show with the word “Marvelous” in the title.

Superman should be at #2. Nothing’s going to be as iconic as Star Wars, but Williams’ theme for Superman is the theme music for an entire GENRE. Every superhero film or TV soundtrack that actually makes an effort (so most of the MCU is disqualified here) owes a debt to Williams’ Superman score. All of them sound at…

Now we’ll never know if they defeated their archenemies, Horse Goose Enchilada Vibrator.

Except in this particular case the bakery has thrown out a perfectly good loaf of bread, so the options are either take it and eat it, or let it go to waste. You cannot buy the bread because the bakery refuses to sell it. So taking the bread is the most moral option; at least that way you’re not wasting the result of…

I would watch the CRAP out of a Ray Harryhausen John Carter movie, though. They really missed their window.

Actually no, you’re totally right, the Arrowverse handled the shared universe thing really well, certainly better than DC did in theaters. It’s a shame that DC seems to overlook that franchise since it probably did more to elevate their characters than most of the films did.

Well, the next one is Blue Beetle, but after that is Aquaman 2, which does feature the Snyderverse version of Aquaman, so that’s actually the last one of these.

If the Dark Universe had taken off, it would have taken roughly a week for Universal to realize they had royally fucked up by building their franchise around characters who are all in the public domain.

It’s been fifteen years since Nick Fury showed up at Tony’s house and Marvel is still the only franchise that has pulled off the shared universe thing successfully. I really don’t think the market can sustain more than one of these things, let alone the half-dozen or so we seem to keep getting.

Plus, the MCU film right before Ant Man (Black Panther 2) and right after (Guardians 3) were both major hits, so the takeaway here isn’t “The MCU is dying” it’s “The Ant Man series has run its course.”

Both his Suicide Squad movies at WBD were losers

Wow, that “it bothers me not” declaration of yours sure didn’t last long.

Hopefully she at least knows about Tekwar.

In the early 90's Ed Harris starred in a romantic comedy called Milk Money, about three 11 year olds who hire a prostitute because they’re curious about what a naked woman looks like. After she shows them the goods, they end up taking her (clothed) to their school’s show and tell, where wacky double entendres ensue.…