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I think I’d enjoy Twitch streaming if 90% of streamers didn’t stink of desperation. It’s okay for you guys to just play the game and give genuine reactions. You don’t have to scream “HOLY SHIT, OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK OHHHHHHH! OHHHHH CRINGE! OHHHHHH!” every time a Goomba shows up in Mario.

Shazam 1 was one of the best superhero movies in recent memory, so it’s a shame that DC kind of just tossed off the sequel without much promotion or fanfare.

Nah, the first movie was fantastic because it kept the big cameos to a minimum and focused on the maintaining its unique perspective, which only worked because we’re seeing the movie through Billy’s eyes. If you split the focus by putting Superman in there, it just becomes Superman’s movie (the way most of the

No, you don’t understand, I saw a commercial for Wolverine Saves Thanksgiving so now I’m physically incapable of not seeing it. Every minute I don’t see it, a random body part falls off.

Yeah, the thinkpiece writers have been recycling that same “superhero fatigue” story since roughly a week after Endgame came out.

You say this as though Marvel and DC decided to keep making these things for fun, and not because audiences kept paying money to see them.

Even more anime trivia: The YOU ARE DEAD bit at the end references perhaps the most famous installment of World Masterpiece Theater: Dog of Flanders, an anime adaptation of an unbelievably sad 19th century children’s novel about a poor little boy who systematically loses everyone he loves until he’s just left with his

Maybe there’s hope for Florida ye-

All three of Tom Moore’s Irish folklore movies really should be on this list. The Secret of Kells is a masterpiece, but the other two are just as good; just beautiful works of animation better than anything the big studios produced in their respective years.

Sounds like Afflek had as much fun making the Snyderverse films as we had watching them.

You try being constantly asked to defend your own right to exist by people who deny your basic humanity and excuse that as “a difference of opinion.” I bet you’d run out of patience for that bullshit pretty quickly, too.

Will Smith could have saved us all by going up onstage and smacking Glorgon, but noooooo, they had to go and ban Will from the ceremony.

Well it was unfair last year when they gave multiple awards to Pants but completely ignored Shorts.

It the Oscars isn’t a fight to the death then what’s the point?

Using James to represent to represent a Pokemon NFT initiative is perfect given that Team Rocket are scammers whose get-rich-quick schemes always fail.

There has never been another movie like Return of the King, though, and probably will never be again. Back then, filming a trilogy all in one go and releasing it in yearly installments was a fresh and daring method of filmmaking, and only really acceptable because they were adapting a major literary work that for

Nah, you know what? EEAAO absolutely WAS a blockbuster, by the standards of its budget and release. With a $100 million take it was easily A24's highest-grossing film ever, and it pulled that off with a relatively tiny budget and minimal advertising. Top Gun and Avatar both had gigantic advertising blitzes which

Pokemon fans would have probably been less crushed if you hadn’t spoiled this for them in the fucking headline.

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Americans assume (understandably) that everything on the BBC is classy and sophisticated, but that’s because the only BBC shows that make it overseas are the classy and sophisticated shows (and also Sherlock) while the remaining 90% of their scripted programming is basically this: