So he’s been working in Hollywood for decades but somehow is completely ignorant of one of the biggest scandals to hit a Hollywood director in all that time? Do you think people in Hollywood don’t talk to each other? I call bullshit.

Yeah, that’s not what happened. The old man doesn’t pass each challenge, in fact he loses the fourth one. His only advantage is that he is exempt from being killed after he loses, which is irrelevant to the reality show version since, you know, no one gets killed.

I love how the prevailing message of the original show was “people who are forced to do desperate things for money are victims of capitalism and we should feel compassion for them,” and now the generic hot take over the reality version is “these people who did desperate things for money deserved everything bad that hap…

Yeah, Juno is a better comedy than Superbad, sorry. I’d watch that one first.

Wow, you guys are really running out of listicle ideas, huh? “Breaking news, Flash and Quicksilver are both fast! Is...is that anything?” Come on guys, try harder.

Yeah, but the Squid Game on the show wasn’t rigged. What made the whole concept so dark was that people who lost the games were killed, but the games actually were set up to be fair contests. Given that, I don’t think it’s unreasonable for people signing up for the reality version to expect that the reality show would…

That’s still a better quality ratio than DC had overall.

Best part of that background is how there’s three of the same battleship just sitting next to each other. That’s the problem with AI landscapes. It’s just a bunch of elements thrown together with no real aesthetic or sense of purpose. Good backgrounds tell a story. The only story these tell is “we didn’t feel like…

Just imagine the guy’s agent. “Oh noooooo my client would HATE to play one of the most popular badass action heroes in all of fiction. He would just be SO UPSET if he got to dress up as the character he’s idolized since he was in first grade. You’re gonna have to pay him a loooooooooooot of money to get him to agree…

The Suicide Squad, Shazam, and The Batman are all fantastic. Aquaman and Birds of Prey were pretty good.

Capitalism is fucking great so long as you’re part of the minority that benefits from it and not one of the billions of forgotten human beings who have to remain impoverished, desperate, and miserable for capitalism to continue barely functioning.

Billionaires and mega corporations are driving this problem, not youtube clowns with ugly video thumbnails. Scumbags like Musk or giant companies like Nestle do more damage in an hour than MrBeast can do in a year.

“Oh dang, I feel so exploited,” said the blind child who could see for the first time in his life. “Please take my sight away again, or the capitalists win.”

Mr. Beast used his money to create organizations that could effectively lobby for breaking down the pay-walled access to this simple surgery?

What the hell, that’s actually not bad. Like, if the real Seinfeld were like 30% more surreal it wouldn’t feel out of place.

I went ahead and went to the channel, where I witnessed the following.

“So I’m at the doctor and they say I have terminal cancer, but then they say it’s okay cause they’re gonna put my brain in a robot body. And this is it! This is the robot body. You’re looking at it! Looks just like my old body, but it’s a robot. And I tell you, it takes some getting used to. I don’t eat anymore,…

“That mansion isn’t gonna haunt itself.”

It was produced by Touchstone Television and aired on ABC, both of which Disney owned at the time (and still does.) Oh, and every episode was filmed at Walt Disney Studios in Burbank.

I said they didn’t care, not that they were lazy. I’ve worked my ass off at plenty of jobs that I didn’t care about, because that’s how needing to pay your rent works. Hogwarts Legacy absolutely comes off as the sort of game people make because they have bills to pay, not because they have passion for the project.