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I think Multiverse’s biggest problem was that it had a woman in it who was portrayed as a hysterical mommy-monster incapable of sound judgement because she missed her babies, which was a really simplistic, frustrating portrayal given how much depth she’d been given in Wandavision.

Financially, it did well, sure. Creatively, Strange was a disappointment, with all the potential of a multiverse wasted by showing us a couple of dull worlds that seem like reskinned variants of the main MCU, the potential of introducing Mr. Fantastic and Professor X wasted by killing them off instantly (and having

#NoSmilesWithoutNiles

Listen, fellow Squanch Games employees: I know this looks bad. Sure, our CEO grooms teenage girls and sure, he hit his girlfriend and sure, he also freaking imprisoned her.

Good thing they have other great adult swim shows to fall back on like Tuca and Bertie- oh wait they just cancelled that one. But hey, there’s always evergreen classic The Venture Bro-wait, they cancelled that, too. But look at all the great shows they have in developme- oh wait, they have nothing because WB’s new CEO

If the only artist you know is the Rick and Morty guy then I don’t think you’re really qualified to be talking about art.

Two and a half voices, really. Here they are:

Yeah, this is indeed an “absolute landmine” for this very specific, tiny subsection of people who live rent-free in your head and whom you’ve never encountered in real life. Checkmate, atheists!

“League? League of Legends? Ew gross.”

The first Mario + Rabbids came out during a relative dry spell for Switch titles. Mario Odyssey was still months away, and Breath of the Wild had been out for six months. Rabbids filled that release gap nicely for Nintendo fans.

I mean how it was originally announced as a Playstation exclusive and how it retained that status for most of its ten year development cycle.

Haha, that’s great! Haha, we’re never gonna see Jerrod Carmichael in public again, are we?

Yes they should, but also it should be Vaudeville rules, so you only get the hook if you’re not entertaining the crowd. So instead of a time limit, award winners get unlimited time, so long as they aren’t boring. The INSTANT they start to bore the crowd, they get the hook. Also, to spice things up, the man in charge

There wasn’t going to be an Xbox version, ever, of FF15, either. Until there was.

A second season for Edgerunners was never planned. The show’s creators have said that they intended it as a single-season story from the beginning.

They’re just never going to be happy until there’s an ad being shoved in our faces for every single moment of our lives.

It’s over, Nintendo is finished. Next Mario game will be on Steam.

This is apparently news to you but people like to know what’s in a product before they spend money on it. Why do you think video game review sites even exist?

And so the series was given a snappy new title: Blowjob Hank.