turbotastic
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I think the more prevailing notion is just that he’s bad at this. 

You sound way more mad about these comments than any of the people making the comments.

They’ve pretty much adapted every other notable character at this point. Who’s left beside Booster? Chlorophyll Kid? Little Boy Blue? Embarrassing racial stereotypes from the 50's like “Pow-Wow Smith, Indian Policeman?” We should all be grateful that we’ve still got Booster Gold to kick around!

Oh hey, you’re that guy who’s mad that some people you never met got some debt relief. Good to see you’re still here getting upset over the most trivial shit imaginable.

Listen, I hate to be the one to tell you this but 99% of moviegoers do not live their lives online like you do and they have never read one of these

First Dear Evan Hanson flopped, then The Northman flopped, then Morbius flopped. Collectively, it certainly starts to look like a pattern of movies with white male main characters flopping, which suggests some degree of consumer rejection.

I can’t help but think Disney set this one up to fail, for one simple reason: the main character is openly gay. And yeah, Disney has a new “first gay character” every three months but it’s never been the protagonist before. Considering Chapek’s general contempt for animation and the way he utterly and completely shit

You’re just whining about your pet issues and trying to shoehorn them into an unrelated topic.

Those things have nothing to do with each other, but I went ahead and promoted your comment because I wanted everyone to see perhaps the single dumbest attempt at a gotcha response I’ve ever seen.

Oh, it left a lasting impression, at least in certain corners of the internet. On Tumblr there’s basically no superhero film that’s more revered. Megamind seems to have gotten better with age; as superhero films have taken over Hollywood it feels more and more timely even though it came out 12 years ago.

No Megamind. This thing is a disgrace on every level.

I’m not justifying their methods, I’m explaining them. I would love it if they went after all those monopolies, but I also know why that doesn’t happen.

Oh shit, they didn’t give it to me, either. I didn’t realize that every American had a god-given right to star in the Jack Black comedy Oh Hell No. Someone please alert the media, my rights have been violated.

No one has imposed anything on anyone, you big baby. Ice Cube is not entitled to a $9 million movie contract. Every single movie requires its actors to meet certain criteria, he failed to meet this movie’s. He’s still a millionaire and has suffered absolutely no hardship over this.

Yeah, but if you ignore what it says on the label you’ve got nothing to base the joke on. The point isn’t to make fun of Scorsese, it’s to manufacture an internet pop culture discourse without the pop culture actually being there. Besides, the whole joke with Goncharov “discussion” is that everyone agrees that it IS

Yeah, there are way worse anti-trust violations than this one. The problem is that most of those monopolies are decades old, worth massive amounts of money, and have enough lawyers to fully populate multiple states, all of which makes those trusts very, very hard to pry apart. It’s much easier to stop new monopolies

You are way too emotionally invested in this Tumblr meme.

Except the origin of the whole meme is an advertisement that specifically calls Goncharov a “Mafia Movie.”

Movie stars are overrated. Thanks Marvel for finally doing us a solid.

Hardware isn’t the problem. The short development cycles for these games is. There are far more graphically complex games which run beautifully on the Switch.