I would definitely tune in to see 7 minutes of Pete Davidson apologizing.

Even if they are, so what? The issue was with Rowling’s assumption that autistic people are incapable of making their own decisions. Or have transphobes decided they have neurodivergent people, too?

Absolutely no one is psyched to read this. But a fair number of people are psyched to buy this to own the libs, then put it on a shelf and never even open it.

The Hillary piano sequence felt like they were trying to make up for the fact that they let Trump host the damn show less than a year earlier. And that they led off that episode with a sketch where Trump had been elected President and America had become a utopia as a result.

Schneider went on to say, “Indoctrination derp dee derr! Derp dee doo, da teedity tum! Hillary do derp da do ta derp da do!”

Yeah, it’s a shame that Johnson didn’t have the characters turn directly to the camera and explain all the themes to you.

“Subverting expectations is a pointless and empty exercise if it is not in the service of story, or any larger theme.”

Utterly shocked to discover that an organization that seemed designed to suck all the fun out of video gaming and replace it with dead-eyed grind culture horseshit (complete with the requisite forced enthusiasm and empty displays of wealth) turned out to be predatory.

“People claim every gender nonconforming character is trans.”

This is like watching one of those old music videos from the 80's or 90's which were extremely of their era and look super dated now. The ones where you go, “wow, is that what people thought was cool back then?”

As if JK Rowling would ever pass up a chance to get attention.

Buddy, I know people who were saying back in 2003 that Bridget was obviously trans, with their evidence being the same backstory she had back then. Your interpretation of her story is not the only valid one.

Yeah, when Fox News devotes 40 stories a night to complaining about the latest millionaire celebrity who got “cancelled” for saying the n-word onstage or whatever, they are totally doing it out of concern for “left-of-center activists.”

LEAKED COPY OF EA’S MADDEN MASTER PLAN

Honestly, the TV cartoon was better, because it didn’t take the whole thing so seriously. It understood that Buzz Lightyear is meant to be a cheesy B-movie spaceman, which is why Buzz acts so ridiculous throughout the first half of Toy Story 1 (before he realizes he’s just a toy and develops his own personality.)…

“Stop saying cancel culture isn’t real just because we keep having to chance the definition of the term since it never seems to line up with reality!”

The original 90's Batman/Spawn crossover was absolutely bonkers. DC and Image each published their own titles, which had no story connection to each other and were radically different interpretations of the characters.

I think he varies it just enough so that they sound like individual characters while still sounding like Keith David. It’s subtle, but that’s part of his genius. Dr. Facilier, King Andrias, Captain Anderson and Goliath the Gargoyle all sound like different individuals but they also all sound like Keith David…

I love that this is what you’re mad about and not the fact that Kiwifarms has literally caused people to commit suicide. “Killing people is no biggie, but how DARE YOU try and inconvenience a company!”