I wouldn’t be surprised if we see a bunch of complete unknowns under the Directed By credits of WB films in the next few years. What established director is going to want to work with a company that sees creatives as a liability and which is prone to cancel your film after it’s completely finished? Even newbie…

The best part of this 10 year plan is that there doesn’t seem to be any “plan” involved. It’s just a bunch of general statements and buzzwords. If you break down what they said into an actual plan, they have nothing:

Excited for you to explain to us why you agree with Zaslav’s belief that there isn’t a single woman or person of color anywhere on the planet Earth who is qualified to sit on his board.

Man, the 2010's were arguably the best decade in history for TV animation, and apparently we’re going to be following it up with a massive contraction of the industry. First Netflix cancels virtually every cartoon it had in the pipeline for the crime of not being Boss Baby, and now WB, which has been one of the…

Thank you! “Magical office workers” is my least favorite trope. I hate when writers take all these cool fantastical elements which are designed to contrast and escape the mundanity of real life, and the best they can think to do with them is “Uuuuuuuhhh what if like, we did The Office, but with, like, uhhhh unicorns.”…

I like to think that it literally happened that way because that’s the most cartoony way to fire someone.

HBO is a brand that’s long been associated with high-budget scripted programs. It’s taken decades to establish that association.

Except she’s not a he. They’re pretty clear about that.

Right? Marvel might have the Avengers, but DC has the three most iconic superheroes ever created! And they were in one movie together for the first time ever! And DC managed to make no one care! Just a remarkable case of fucking up one of the easiest shots ever taken.

“Everything should be monetized, except this $70 million Batgirl movie which we’ve got completely ready to go. Let’s not monetize that one in any conceivable way ever, as a treat.”

We now live in a bizarro universe where a show is LESS likely to be cancelled because it’s on Netflix.

“Irredeemable” is such a strong word, too. A lot of movies are bad, but this makes it sound bad on a MORAL level. Like, this movie DID something that can’t be forgiven. This movie cheated on its wife. This movie forgot its son’s birthday. Don’t ask this movie where it was on January 6th.

It’s a time travel movie so yes.

Believe it or not, genocide is still wrong even if you do it a country which ends up having cocaine in it 500 years later. You’ve got a real wacky value system there.

Is it Horny Week here on Kotaku Dot Com or something? Because either way, I have a suggestion: Upgrade to Horny MONTH.

First weekday of the month, which is when they always report on gamepass. You new to the site?

Well, Spain is responsible for the Conquista so I’m not sure what surprises you about the apology being demanded from them?

At this point, the new bosses at Discovery have fired basically everyone EXCEPT Ezra Miller. Possibly because they’re afraid of what Miller will do to them.

9 seasons total, unless Adult Swim decides to order more after that.

Oh, that’s how it works? Shit, I got it backwards. I guess I owe my daughter Apple Cinnamon Cheerios an apology.