“Everything should be monetized, except this $70 million Batgirl movie which we’ve got completely ready to go. Let’s not monetize that one in any conceivable way ever, as a treat.”

We now live in a bizarro universe where a show is LESS likely to be cancelled because it’s on Netflix.

“Irredeemable” is such a strong word, too. A lot of movies are bad, but this makes it sound bad on a MORAL level. Like, this movie DID something that can’t be forgiven. This movie cheated on its wife. This movie forgot its son’s birthday. Don’t ask this movie where it was on January 6th.

They ran out of beds and no dry cleaner in town will take their business now.

It’s a time travel movie so yes.

Believe it or not, genocide is still wrong even if you do it a country which ends up having cocaine in it 500 years later. You’ve got a real wacky value system there.

Is it Horny Week here on Kotaku Dot Com or something? Because either way, I have a suggestion: Upgrade to Horny MONTH.

First weekday of the month, which is when they always report on gamepass. You new to the site?

Well, Spain is responsible for the Conquista so I’m not sure what surprises you about the apology being demanded from them?

At this point, the new bosses at Discovery have fired basically everyone EXCEPT Ezra Miller. Possibly because they’re afraid of what Miller will do to them.

9 seasons total, unless Adult Swim decides to order more after that.

Oh, that’s how it works? Shit, I got it backwards. I guess I owe my daughter Apple Cinnamon Cheerios an apology.

Is that also why in this movie McBane is just Arnold Schwarzenegger? Did they think people wouldn’t be able to figure out what celebrity they were parodying unless they said his name? (I always assumed this was a last minute change given that they didn’t change his design to make him actually look like 2007 Arnold.)

Tell me you know nothing about acting without telling me you know nothing about acting.

“Coming up on Toonami: They can’t find intelligent life anywhere. It’s the Coneheads, up next. And after that: He’s good enough, he’s smart enough, and doggone it, people like him. He’s Stuart Smalley. Followed by Naruto.”

Square Enix is a $60 billion company. They can afford to make different versions of manga for different regions, especially since the difference is just whether or not some intern uses MS paint to copy-paste the Manga Up! logo on top of some titties.

If Kang is going to be the new Big Bad, then can we please ask Johnathan Majors to tone it the fuck down a bit? He was trying WAY too hard to be quirky and weird in Loki. It came off as annoying and pandery, like the character was aware of the audience and really wanted them to like him.

Those sketches hinged on three things: the interplay between Alex Trebek and Sean Connery, and Norm McDonald playing various third characters. Well, the real Trebek and Connery have died (in fact they died exactly one week apart, which is kinda weird) and now we’ve lost Norm, as well. There’s not much left for these…

I like how they did one called Final Crisis and that was six Crises ago.

I bet it’ll end up on Paramount Plus, so we can all say “oh that’s right, Paramount Plus exists.”