Good thinking, we can put the real Jimmy’s brain in there when the time comes, so he may live eternal. Remember what that fortune teller said: if Jimmy Carter dies, the world ends.

Tim Allen is currently filming a Disney+ series, for which Disney is paying him millions. They have no problem with his “politics.”

Virtually none of it. Despite all the media attention and Twitter drama, these whiners are never numerous enough to make a dent in box office sales. If they did, then previous targets of the far right like Last Jedi, Black Panther, Captain Marvel and Turning Red (wow, they sure hate Disney) would have all been flops,…

If Pixar had been smart they would have done a movie about the secret lives of weaving machines who come to life at night and learn lessons about the inevitability of change.

I think you’re on to something. It’s also worth mentioning that while animation has struggled theatrically, it has thrived on streaming and on demand. People still don’t want to take their kids to the theater but they do want to see these films. While Encanto bombed theatrically, it did tremendous numbers on…

People watching Toy Story in 1996: I can’t enjoy this unless I get a two hour explanation for why the little boy likes the action figure.

It seems like it was pretty confusing for a lot of people, and Disney just didn’t present it well. I remember the old Saturday morning Buzz Lightyear TV show (which I guess this movie retcons) would introduce every episode with the toys in Andy’s room turning on the TV and watching the show. That establishes a clear…

It’s basically the only reason I can think of for Andy to be so fond of Woody. What kid in 1996 was into cowboys?

He’s so generic that the writers keep modifying his personality to make him interesting. Throughout the first movie he’s delusional and thinks he’s the real Buzz, and in the third he gets his language chip scrambled so he acts like a stereotypical Latin Lover type, essentially turning him into a completely different…

Not only playing with a toy from the 50's, but somehow keeping him in near-flawless condition, enough that the Toy Barn guy in Toy Story 2 is shocked as to how well Woody has been preserved. All this from a kid who constantly leaves his toys lying around (and literally throws them on the ground when he gets bored with…

Exactly this. Buzz is supposed to be a generic spaceman. He and Woody were designed so viewers could instantly recognize what sort of toy they were without needing any explanation. Hell, one of the main themes of the first film was that Buzz’s toy backstory didn’t matter because “YOU! ARE! A! TOY!”

Countless movies featuring straight white folks have flopped (inevitably, since those make up the vast majority of movies) and no one tries to blame their failures on people being tired of films about straight white men.

Man, conservatives are just so horny and pent up nowadays. In the movie two women smooch so quickly you might miss it if you blink. It’s probably the most brief kiss in Disney history. But you guys are so fucking repressed that you consider THAT softcore porn?

Nah. Those same conservatives get their panties in a bunch about a new movie every other month or so. In May they were raging about Dr. Strange 2 because it has a Latina lesbian supporting character. That movie still made half a billion dollars.

I’m kind of shocked that no one has tried to make a MASK movie in the wake of Transformers and Fast and Furious becoming so big. Feels like the next logical step.

I used to think that Musk was the younger, less obnoxious version of Trump. Since then I have revised my opinion to exclude the “less obnoxious” part.

Which makes it even more inexcusable when giant publishers which ship multiple bestsellers a year do it.

(Spoilers for the series finale of Voyager, which aired 20 years ago but whatever, I’m polite.)

You’re right. Elon manipulated me into “hating” him by acting like a complete jackass on a daily basis for months, while failing to accomplish any of the crap he keeps saying he’ll do. I gotta say, the manipulation worked really well.

Ironically that gif is now the legal property of Disney, as is this one.