I mean, both Gilliam and Cleese have become egocentric, humorless bores  who can’t handle any threat to the status quo, and Monty Python used to dump on those easy targets on a regular basis.

Amazing how you people have so many elderly, washed-up comedians on your team, yet you still haven’t been able to come up with a second joke.

When and if Microsoft closes the Activision deal, we’ll likely see every COD installment since the 360 era hit Gamepass.

Old definitely does not mean dead. But every MCU production since Endgame has been written as though Steve died offscreen (without actually saying he did) so that’s where my confusion comes from, not his age.

He’s actually been aging in real time since the first game came out. The developers have no idea why but they can’t stop it.

I don’t get the mentality that we’re not supposed to form first impressions based on teasers. That’s literally the entire PURPOSE of a teaser like this.

HERE’S YOUR PIZZA!

Why even have kids when you can just xerox yourself another Keaton? It’s gotta be cheaper than a bill from the maternity ward.

I took his advice, then I took his advice, then I took his advice, then I took his advice. Did you guys know there are four Michael Keatons?

The Last Jedi made more than Joker yet has a 42% audience score. Clearly this is mathematically impossible. Oh wait, it’s not, because RT’s audience scores can easily be vote-bombed by a few angry Redditors with nothing better to do and thus are functionally meaningless.

The 68% is the score that can’t easily be review-bombed by bored nerds, making it the only score with any integrity.

That’s nice, but people are allowed to be annoyed that Netflix is throwing money at Family Guy In Space while firing any animator with something original to say.

Yeah, but he was a major character in the first set of live action movies, which came out at the height of the original cartoon’s popularity. I think that’s why Casey is popular with fans of the original show (he’s also been a major character in most of the various reboots.)

It’s an online action game set in the depressingly bleak world where they made a Last Of Us game that was multiplayer only.

Cranky because you blew all your money on NFT’s, aren’t you?

Turns out, the secret of being the best in a JJ Abrams trilogy is to be the one not made by JJ Abrams.

I like how “woke culture” has now devolved into a pointless buzzword meaning “anything I personally don’t like.”

Okay, Disney Animation did it with Encanto, Pixar did it with Turning Red, now it’s Marvel’s turn to make its entry into the Dealing With Generational Trauma and Reconciling With the Overbearing Family Matriarch Cinematic Universe.

When she flipped to the other side, my friend said “Oh shit, she saw the ancestors,” and you know what that’s good enough for me.

Yes? Have you not noticed how many affluent westerners will make a big fucking deal out of how much money they spent on something useless? Hell, the entire NFT market is basically built on that impulse.