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I mean, both Gilliam and Cleese have become egocentric, humorless bores  who can’t handle any threat to the status quo, and Monty Python used to dump on those easy targets on a regular basis.

Amazing how you people have so many elderly, washed-up comedians on your team, yet you still haven’t been able to come up with a second joke.

When and if Microsoft closes the Activision deal, we’ll likely see every COD installment since the 360 era hit Gamepass.

Old definitely does not mean dead. But every MCU production since Endgame has been written as though Steve died offscreen (without actually saying he did) so that’s where my confusion comes from, not his age.

Every character involved in this episode comes off as kind of pathetic. It’s pitiful enough that the bad guy invented a freaking shrink ray and the only thing he uses it for is to commit tariff fraud, but the Rescue Rangers decide this is such a big deal that they travel all the way to Hong Kong to deal with it. They

He’s actually been aging in real time since the first game came out. The developers have no idea why but they can’t stop it.

I don’t get the mentality that we’re not supposed to form first impressions based on teasers. That’s literally the entire PURPOSE of a teaser like this.

HERE’S YOUR PIZZA!

Why even have kids when you can just xerox yourself another Keaton? It’s gotta be cheaper than a bill from the maternity ward.

I took his advice, then I took his advice, then I took his advice, then I took his advice. Did you guys know there are four Michael Keatons?

The Last Jedi made more than Joker yet has a 42% audience score. Clearly this is mathematically impossible. Oh wait, it’s not, because RT’s audience scores can easily be vote-bombed by a few angry Redditors with nothing better to do and thus are functionally meaningless.

The 68% is the score that can’t easily be review-bombed by bored nerds, making it the only score with any integrity.

That’s nice, but people are allowed to be annoyed that Netflix is throwing money at Family Guy In Space while firing any animator with something original to say.

I’m not sure where they got the idea that the Thunderbolts are named after Ross. The original team claimed they took their name from a 14th century poem (a real one) which begins “Justice, like lightning...” which became the team’s public motto. It was part of Baron Zemo’s plan to market the team as a replacement for

Thunderbolts was never as good as it was in that original run, where they were villains pretending to be heroes. And honestly, the MCU could still pull that off. Maybe you can’t have the big twist that shocked comic readers back in the day, but the premise itself is unique and could work well even if fans knew what it

Yeah, but he was a major character in the first set of live action movies, which came out at the height of the original cartoon’s popularity. I think that’s why Casey is popular with fans of the original show (he’s also been a major character in most of the various reboots.)

They didn’t go the extra mile and say “what if we make all the women in this idiots?””

Two sentences of dialog about a weird ghost portal are all you need to fix that problem.

It’s an online action game set in the depressingly bleak world where they made a Last Of Us game that was multiplayer only.

Cranky because you blew all your money on NFT’s, aren’t you?