Netflix animation studio! Everybody work! Now everyone fired for not making Boss Baby!

The irony here is that depriving a private megacorporation of special privileges would probably be the most leftist thing a prominent Republican has done in years. The left has been trying to get Disney’s special status revoked for over 50 years. How hilarious would it be if the guy who ends up doing it is not only a…

“Everything is on the table” only makes sense in a world where every group has perfectly equal standing in society. Do you think we live in that world?

DO IT, YOU COWARDS.

Thanks to Rowling and her bullshit, Sonic is now the less gross of these two franchises.

Each of the individual Transformers movies made over half a billion dollars. The first four each made more money than their predecessor.

Saying “The prior movie was bad so that ensures that no one will go to see the sequel” is a lovely dream, but that’s not how this industry has ever worked.

Some things have multiple causes.

Yeah, we know, you boomers had it incredibly easy. Free pensions, cheap housing, free stuff up the wazoo. The fact that you guys never had to make an effort at anything is obvious to the rest of us.

As for 2008? I was in school then. You realize that was 14 entire years ago, right? I think time has gotten away from…

Ah yes, chess. We all remember how Chess is a game where you exploit impoverished people into farming imaginary currency for your profit. That’s exactly how chess works.

He’s pro-active, huh?

Got it, you were a shitty employee. Okay, no need to tell the whole internet about it.

Yes, but I don’t think the solution is to root for the guy who made six Transformers movies.

This explains their new CEO.

Film Twitter is just convinced that all film franchises are evil, which is hilarious in this case because Michael Bay is responsible for the biggest non-superhero movie franchise of the last decade, and if Ambulance hadn’t flopped he would have turned that into a franchise in a heartbeat.

Disney Executive: Well you see, we just wanted him to be without a shirt in the first game because that’s the classic design we always use for Mickey Mou-

Normura: I’M GOING TO MAKE AN ENTIRE GAME ABOUT THIS.

Man, these things feel like they have less to do with Disney with every installment.

These days most long anime circumvent this by just taking seasonal breaks. For instance, My Hero Academia is up to 113 episodes and I think they’ve done two filler eps this entire time (one being a recap of the story so far and the other being a tie-in with one of the movies.) Instead of the old model where a show…

Also, Orochimaru has died and managed to come back more than once, so I think the leaders of the village are fine with just keeping tabs on him while he creates does Mad Science off in the boonies, because it’s not really clear if they even COULD execute him, at least not permanently. I think they have a mutual…

Animation is propping up the entire film industry right now. All that CGI that big budget superhero movies run on is animation at the end of the day. The highest grossing movie of 2020, Demon Slayer, was animated. The highest grosser of 2021, Spider-Man, was like 80% animated. That’s not a bad thing at all! But what…