Or I could play one of the hundreds and hundreds of other shooters that don’t ask you to pay actual money for each individual gun.

Yeah, Colbert is credited as executive producer, but what that credit actually means can vary hugely from show to show. The general implication is that the person with this credit is instrumental to the production, but that can mean anything from “guy who is in charge of the entire show” to “guy who made some phone…

I loved that they aired the first episode of FLCL’s third season, months before the SECOND season even premiered.

I’m impressed that they made an entire character whose only personality trait is “he’s self-conscious about having a nerd job.”

Also, I like that he opened the conversation with “You must be NCIS.” I’m just going to assume that character’s name is NCIS. He works for the FBI. When he flashes his badge he goes, “NCIS,…

Because it keeps finding new ways to fuck up.

This is it, people. For the first time in history, people will begin to dislike celebrities. You can take it from Jim Carrey, a man who no one has ever gotten tired of.

“Dos Orugitas” should have won, but it was never going to, because it’s not in English and thus was no match for a bunch of old white Oscar voters complaining about immigrant music.

What does Will Smith stand to gain from staging this, especially on the night when he had a strong chance of finally winning Best Actor? Zero people are going to remember this night for his Oscar win now.

Seems like some people just want everything to be staged. The whole world isn’t the WWE, folks.

Don’t worry, she always uses one of her trademark invisible condoms. Unless she forgets. It’s hard to tell.

It feels like streaming shows just have an ironclad rule that they have to shove these cliffhangers into the closing scene of a season even if there’s no plot reason to include one. And instead of being shocking, they’re starting to feel routine and predictable.

I love a good cliffhanger, but if you try to force one,…

I think they implied that the guy who the body belonged to was just magically rendered unconscious while Steve was piloting him? What a time for Wonder Woman to discover she has a coma fetish.

Not just bringing Steve back, but Quantum Leaping him into some poor rando who had no say in the deal. So when Steve and Wonder Woman have sex, she’s actually fucking the body of an unconscious man who could not give consent. It’s like the writers stayed up all night trying to figure out the most uncomfortable…

Yeah, and Africa in general has this problem, as does the Middle East. A lot of Westerners are shocked when they learn that the Arab world has modern cities other than Dubai, and that Africa isn’t just a big jungle with some huts for people to live in.

Oh, like you guys are experts on what sort of accents they have on the moon.

Pffft, big deal. I always play video games sitting down.

That’s nothing. They animated 75% of AN ENTIRE MOVIE and then killed the whole thing, in part because it was too gay.

It made half a billion dollars during a pandemic, but tell yourself whatever makes you feel better.

They made 30 billion US dollars last year. Plenty of people who use it are already paying for it.

All this will do is annoy people who are paying for it with obnoxious overcomplicated messages, and get the people they shared their passwords with to either switch to Hulu or fire up bittorrent.

“We HAD to cancel Glow because there’s a college student in Nevada who’s using his mom’s account instead of paying for his own!”