Aside from Ratchet-Clank: Into the Ratchetverse, I can’t even think of any interesting PS5 games that aren’t also releasing on PS4. ARE there any? It just seems like a console that doesn’t have a good reason to exist aside from “well, it’s been a while since the last one of these.”

Wait, the Tuskans were the sand people? All this time I thought they were two separate groups. Mostly because that’s how little I care about Tatooine.

Seriously, Lucasfilm, there are other planets! Literally hundreds of thousands of other planets because that’s how a galaxy works. In A New Hope Luke was desperate to…

Maybe we just didn’t need two Star Wars shows about Armor Guys? Maybe one Armor Guy (and his baby) is enough?

And that’s not even counting the people who survive Covid but have to deal with long-term health problems, or the folks who end up with crushing medical debt after a visit to the ICU.

You seem pretty upset that no one outside of 4chan is taking this game seriously.

We get it, kid, you feel obligated to stan this unfinished, mediocre game as a gesture of right wing virtue signaling. Just be less obvious about it next time.

She has such grace and positivity to her. She comes off as very sweet. Matt, he was a great player, but I feel like he got SO focused on winning the game that he would just turn off his personality. I’m looking forward to seeing them meet in the ToC but I’ll be rooting for Amy.

Yeah, it sure was inspiring how the white people fought the other white people for 7 novels while the minorities kind of stood in the background and occasionally got to utter a supportive line or two.

Well, if Dr. Lawyer from the internet has never experienced something, then clearly it has never happened.

So now there’s a straight-up conspiracy theory devised to explain why Dread isn’t on the Special Big Boy Games List, huh? Man, the internet is ridiculous.

Just one example: I once had a co-worker who worked her self-proclaimed status as a “Slytherian” into every goddamn conversation and used it to justify every annoying thing she did. She lasted longer at the job than I did.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

So the takeaway here is that Matsuda wants future Squeenix games to be less like FF14 and more like Avengers. Genius, I’m sure that’ll work out great for them.

It’s amazing how this guy seems to have so much contempt for people who care about the game world his company has created.

Twitter isn’t real life, but neither is magic wizardland, so maybe all the folks who start every conversation with “I’m a Hufflepuff lol” could give it a rest?

Man, this whole thing just feels like a major studio desperately trying to keep a concluded franchise going because they’ve got nothing else. Even if Rowling wasn’t a raving bigot, it would still come off as pathetic on multiple levels. The story ended a decade and a half ago, guys. There are kids in high school who…

Um, Rowling wrote The Cursed Child.

Final Fantasy 15 was supposed to come out in 2008 and ended up releasing in 2016. Six months? That’s nothing.

People can and do die suddenly for completely mundane medical reasons.

So the post-credit scene would have been “here’s the same joke a second time.” Boring.