Honestly, my hope is that they put in less special effects and more choreography. The best part of this movie was the bus fight at the start, and while yes, it used its share of CGI, the real attraction in that sequence was in seeing how the actors moved and reacted and fought. Whereas the final battle was just some…

If something makes money, that means it’s good! And that’s why Candy Crush is one of the best games ever made.

Holy shit, really? Amazing how Kotick never stops finding new lows to sink to.

The dude had to go and commit the one and only type of sexual misconduct that a game exec can get fired for.

Thanks, Wikipedia.

And then there’s her other role on the show, where she, playing herself, shoots Tony in the head. But HBO couldn’t afford the appearance fee, so when she’s about to walk into the diner they just abruptly cut to black.

Fuck this “won’t take sides” bullshit. Activision has all the money and power here. If you’re not explicitly siding against them, then you’re supporting them by default. Geoff picked his side.

I don’t know why they insist on having one of the awards be “Clown of the Year.” Every year they give it to someone besides the Joker and then they’re surprised when he shows up to murder everyone as revenge.

Even more baffling is their “Guy Called The Riddler Of The Year Award,” which always goes to city councilman…

When was the last time a creator ended their show after just a couple of seasons despite the network begging for more? Gravity Falls, I think?

Despite the long runtime there was still some cut material.

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The regime has a zero-tolerance policy on outside media. Whatever value Squid Game’s content may have to them is nothing compared to the value they get out of making an example of the people who watch it.

One day they’re going to interview some Wise Old Director Man, like some dude who’s an absolute legend, has one Oscar but deserves like eight, and they’ll ask what he thinks of Marvel, and he’s going to say “I fucking love it. My favorite is Groot.” And Film Twitter will fucking self-destruct.

If Mario is Dayman,

Yeah, Pratt’s most financially successful roles have been in two films by Marvel, the biggest movie franchise in the world, and two films by Lego, the biggest toy franchise in the world. These were already huge brands before Pratt was attached to them.

A) He did, but the problem is that he then proceeded to play Emmett in every movie he’s been in since then and it’s old now.

Come to think of it, a Luigi’s Mansion movie with Charlie Day would be hilarious. Just Weegie going into a terrified panic every couple of scenes (with Day ad-libbing the whole time) but eventually he BARELY gets his shit together enough to save Mario and bust the ghosts.

This is all part of Nintendo’s master plan to rehabilitate the 1993 Mario movie by making something so tone-deaf that the older film looks like a masterpiece by comparison.

Fun fact: When Miyazaki announced Princess Mononoke in 1997, he opened the press conference by calling it, “My latest, and last, film.”

He’s made five other movies since then. And at some point during production he called each of those his last work. The dude cannot help himself.

A better question would be, why does the media feel the need to ask every single director alive about Marvel films.