Riiiiight, it’s a kids’ movie. Because if there’s one thing kids love, it’s nostalgia-baiting sequels to 1980's comedies. Yes, there’s three things today’s kids can’t get enough of: the Tiktoks, the Fortnite, and Bill Murray vehicles that came out 30 years before they were born.

If they really want to be like Smash, then the next five fighters need to also be Game of Thrones characters who all fight with swords and are all variants of Arya.

If you want new ideas and big changes to the formula, why are you playing a remake?

Oh, well if the government is committed to something then it’s definitely going to happen.

Eh, that’s a much bigger issue than this game. Warner Bros has way less of a consistent brand identity than Nintendo or even Nickelodeon does, so I don’t think slapping their name on the game would invoke the same feel as it does when Nintendo attached Smash to their brand.

Like, Mario and the Pikmin and the Inklings…

Yours is truly a majestic legacy. My Blockbuster just sucked.

Uh huh. So how much did you spend on ugly monkey pictures and how many of them are in this torrent.

I was pretty hyped until I saw the words “free to play.”

“Not enough corporate branding” is the biggest flaw you could find here? Okay.

You’ve literally had your heart cut out in front of the entire town. Which means you’ve never known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.

I worked at a Blockbuster in high school. And now for the low price of a Netflix subscription, I can get PTSD!

That’s...definitely an issue.

You know what, I honestly forgot that Peacock existed. Which I think proves your point pretty well. You probably would win the pool.

The different shows are under different licensing deals. Viacom’s ultimate goal is to make them all exclusive to Paramount Plus, so once those deals expire on other platforms, they won’t be coming back (unless Paramount Plus goes under, which...honestly if there was a major streaming service dead pool, that’s the one…

It’s just so shitty. If this had been their plan all along, then fine, build up hype and announce this exclusivity thing months in advance. Instead they let Netflix promote this show, put placeholders for the new season up on its platform, and then yank it at the LAST possible minute, so anyone outside the US will…

I’m impressed, they basically made an entire game out of this scene from the intro.

Holy shit, he’s everywhere.

I always got the impression that Decker was half-assing his detective work throughout the original movie, because that’s the kind of work ethic you can expect from a detective who was blackmailed into taking the case.

Yes, but “Ridley Scott has made some great movies” does not validate anything he is saying here, either.