There’s an original song in nearly episode Bob’s Burgers episode, I don’t get how you even like this show.

HOLY CRAP LOIS, THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE TIME OUR SHOW GOT KICKED OFF OF THE SAME NETWORK THAT SAVED IT.

Lower Decks is funnier. Final Space has more of a plot. Though I wouldn’t say that plot is good, exactly.

It wasn’t just the advertising’s fault, the show’s tone was all over the place. Comedy/dramas are all too rare in western animation, but you need a balance to make them work. Final Space (or at least the first season, which is all I watched) always went way too hard in either direction; a given scene was always either…

I’m sure it’ll come up at some point, but I can’t see Q caring that much given that he doesn’t have a consistent physical body himself.

Give it a month or so. Most if not all the major glitches will be patched out and what will be left will be a new edition of one of the best Sonic games ever (albeit with awkwardly upscaled cutscenes.)

How do you “face social pressure” if there aren’t consequences to your actions?

Yeah, let’s stop sitting indoors and staring at screens, get out of the house and go to a building where you pay twelve bucks to sit indoors and stare at a screen. But now you’re surrounded by strangers, you can’t pause the movie, and all the food costs $30. This is better, we promise.

Why is Hollywood so goddamn terrified of releasing any sort of animated film that isn’t CG? Even franchises that have never been CG before are apparently required to be CG now when they get a theatrical film. It’s not that I don’t like CG, but theatrical-quality traditional animation is a dying art form and it has a…

This game basically exists because of legal disputes, and the details are pretty amusing on their own. At the time, EA had the rights to make games based on the LOTR movies but NOT the books (which is why Sierra was able to publish a cartoony platformer based on The Hobbit around the same time.) So anything that was…

“And as of Wednesday, reproductive autonomy no longer exists in the country’s second-largest state. We voted blue.”

If you beat him without losing a stock he’ll also offer you free custom cosmetic dental work. Many satisfied celebrity customers.

Two more fun points about that story:

Shout-out to all the cosplay progressives who told me in 2016 that the Supreme Court didn’t matter, that Hillary would be the same as Trump, and that they were going to make a real difference by voting for Rando McNobody of the Bumfuck Party because that would “send a message.”

The movie takes place in many different exotic locations around the world, and to increase realism, shows all of Bond’s transit time between each stop. Thrill to Bond reading a dog-eared copy of Eat Pray Love on his red-eye flight between Berlin and Hong Kong.

Trebek wanted Jeopardy to go on after he was gone. In fact he was always pretty clear that he didn’t think the show was about him.

Man, they ought to fire the guy who was in charge of this whole thing. But maybe not fire him right away, only after he’s had multiple chances to embarrass the show.

Oh, they had a plan. But then Goober the Janitor tripped over a cable and accidentally unplugged the Trebek clone’s life support.

And Jeffery T. Dahmer might be a brilliant architect, but deep down he knows he’ll never be more more than a third-rate serial killer.