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I’m extrapolating too, I’m just reaching different conclusions than you are.

It’s because Summer is the best member of the family so we’ve decided to rename the family after her.

The Clifford origin story is so basic it was explained in ten seconds at the start of every episode of the cartoon: Emily-Elizabeth adopted a small puppy. She loved him so much that he became absolutely huge. That’s it.

Ah yes, all those loot boxes in indie games and Nintendo titles.

I mean, the decoy war seems to have only lasted a day or so, and they all wiped each other out before the (presumably) real Rick even noticed anything had happened. It could have happened in most universes and not actually have made that big of an impact.

You know what, you’re completely right. And that’s why Nintendo would never go for this. They’re obsessed with curating the image of their IP’s and they would never risk associating their brand with a bunch of third-party advertisers. They would rather lose millions in ad revenue than have one of their franchises look…

I doubt it’ll invade gaming as a whole, outside of the shittier, anything-for-a-buck AAA companies like EA and Activision. Indie developers will never embrace this, and so will a lot of bigger developers. I can’t see Nintendo ever going for this, for example (yeah, they’re greedy as hell too, but in a different way.)

Gotta love how there are entire companies out there that exist just to solve the “problem” that younger people aren’t being bombarded with ads every single moment of our fucking lives.

The moral here is that Trump lost because he didn’t advertise in the 2008 Xbox 360 racing game Burnout Paradise.

In the old PBS cartoon the entire premise was that Clifford was too big even for suburbia, so his family had to MOVE TO AN ISLAND.

Because it’s cheaper to shoot in New York, and by “New York” I mean “Toronto, but we’ll CGI the Empire State Building into a couple of shots.”

Kotaku, this morning: “One more character will be announced sometime in the future...Hopefully it’s not another sword fighter.”

The Wii U is the Milhouse of Nintendo consoles.

They even made it a point to give Dread the “Metroid 5" designation during its reveal trailer. And given that Metroid is one of the few Nintendo franchises with a continuing storyline, you’d think Nintendo would want to make it easy for people to revisit the previous installments. It’s basically free money at this…

Poland has both right-wing political parties and Arab people (and discrimination against them is rampant there right now) so they don’t get to wriggle off the hook that easily.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a pop-tart should be able to fly.

This is true. When Matt decided that Homer’s remaining hair would be represented by a squiggly line next to his ear that takes less than one second to draw, I’m sure he never anticipated that this cartoon man would one day have to stand next to a meticulously detailed-down-to-the-wrinkles caricature of Mick Jagger.

I’m just glad Smith shares my affection for that song in Lisa the Drama Queen. It’s such an unusually sweet moment for that era of the show; a scene that ends on a genuine emotional note with no joke at the end to undercut it. It’s just Lisa and her new friend being happy together. That episode is one of the best of…

The Simpsons will never look good in three dimensions and honestly I think that’s a good thing; it’s a testament to the simplicity of their design.