@ChiefPontiaxe: Seconded! Too many young folks get married because they're "supposed to," not because they found the right person...

@1AJeremy: Hell, Mitsubishi should take a run at WRC, too...

@Ash78, Nascar draft dodger: George Carlin told me to never cough, sneeze, and fart at the same time.

Who else thinks about how fun it would be to play "pin the tail on my donkey" in zero-G? Start on opposite sides of the room, and push off for the "docking" maeuver...

It's totally rad, but not rad to the max $35k worth of freshness.

@Obsidian: Heartclick for the Bladerunner reference <3

Quattrosimo!

@xunker: Don't forget the Naugahide seats, turbo, and speak-and-spell voice equipped New Yorker!

Did he just vow celibacy with other people, or was he truly "master of his domain?"

@smalleyxb122: Rad!

Jesus. It's not the romantic part of me that kills it. It's the human part. Do we really want people to be that detached from the experience of killing other humans? Look at how well our drones are working out currently. Is the collateral damage worth it? What's next, computer controlled machine gun implacements…

Nice, I was hoping Tom would get the brass ring. Good job!

@Scoutch: It just seemed odd to have to add weight in front of a V8 :) And so much. You have a fun job...

Nice! I'm hoping his reference to his daughter being an "aryan princess" is just a misguided German joke...

@Spasticteapot: It's kind of like making a class that is affordable to those of us without a sponsorship. Both of my cars currently are AWD, with either one or two turbos, but neither one is a "Subie."

Ray, I <3 you for the Guy Fieri hate. He's as fake a chef as Emeril FFS.

@hawkeye18 has a huge gun: Like the vortexes that make golf balls go faster/farther?

@Scoutch: What's with the olympic weights?

Umm, transmission programming needs to be done in real time, by the driver.